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Not What It Seems (wait for the punch line)

hazelf1

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Sorry if this offends its not my intention, sorry guys its a girlie superior type thingie.







Can I get an AMEN?
 
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

I really wish I knew one woman of around my age who can even cook...
 
You know me. 🙂
I can cook! (sort of, but that's just semantics, QUIET YOU!! >_< 🙄)

So, you know one woman (around your age) who can not just only cook, but can do SO-MUCH-MORE than just that! :smilielol5:

...



(But what that 'more' is, I'm not quite sure, yet. :umm: - Don't worry, I'll come up with something - eventually. 😉)
 
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