Ever had any one tell you *you dont know jack schitt*?
I've done some research,now you have an answer for them.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt,the fetrilizer magnate and his wife,O.Schitt.They owned the Needeep N. Schitt fetrilizer company.
When Jack was of age he married,and his wifes name was Noe Schitt.They had six children,Holie Schitt,Giva Schitt,Fulla Schitt,Bull Schitt and the twins,Deap and Dip Schitt.
When the twins were of age Deap married,and his wifes name was Dumb Schitt,a high school dropout.
After a bitter divorce,Noe Schitt married a man named Jack Sherlock.Wishing to keep her previous name for legal reasons,she became Noe Schitt Sherlock.
The other twin also married,his wifes name being Loda Schitt.
Fula and Giva Schitt were very close,and married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding annoucement in the local paper was titled Schitt-Happens.
Bull Schitt,the son of Jack and Noe Schitt,lived in Europe for many years,and returned home recently with his Italian bride,Pisa Schitt.
The next time someone tells you you dont know Jack Schitt,you will have an answer for them.😉
I've done some research,now you have an answer for them.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt,the fetrilizer magnate and his wife,O.Schitt.They owned the Needeep N. Schitt fetrilizer company.
When Jack was of age he married,and his wifes name was Noe Schitt.They had six children,Holie Schitt,Giva Schitt,Fulla Schitt,Bull Schitt and the twins,Deap and Dip Schitt.
When the twins were of age Deap married,and his wifes name was Dumb Schitt,a high school dropout.
After a bitter divorce,Noe Schitt married a man named Jack Sherlock.Wishing to keep her previous name for legal reasons,she became Noe Schitt Sherlock.
The other twin also married,his wifes name being Loda Schitt.
Fula and Giva Schitt were very close,and married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding annoucement in the local paper was titled Schitt-Happens.
Bull Schitt,the son of Jack and Noe Schitt,lived in Europe for many years,and returned home recently with his Italian bride,Pisa Schitt.
The next time someone tells you you dont know Jack Schitt,you will have an answer for them.😉
