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Nude Beaches

njjen3953

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A man went to a nude beach for the first time. Of
course seeing all the nude women he had a constant
hard-on and didn't think to use sun block. Soon he had
a very painful sunburn on his prick. Later that
afternoon he met a lovely young lady at the bar and as
you can expect they ended up back at his cabana making
love. Even though he was in excruciating pain he
managed to satisfy her. While she was resting he went
to find something to relieve the burning pain on his
cock. All he could find was a carton of milk in the
fridge. He poured a glassful and stuck his cock in it.
Just then she comes into the kitchen, sees what he is
doing and quips "I always wondered how you refilled
those things.".
 
LMAO!! Good one. But...you exposed our secret! Uhhh..heh heh heh heh..I said "exposed" 😀
 
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