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curious ticklee

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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned, but overbearing, regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy being charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens being suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch and a teacher being fired for reprimanding
an unruly student only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a bit in her lap and was awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers-My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
 
Venray already posted this... and I repeat... common sense never existed. How else do you explain politics and religious extremism?
 
We will miss you. Common Sense. Hopefully some day we all will see you again😀
 
I was sure this had been posted before, but some things bear repeating.

Whether or not it is termed 'common sense', I believe that reason and integrity can be exercised by everyone. It's a matter of choosing how much or how little, at any time.
 
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