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Mastertank1

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One day mastertank1 and Illtcklu are standing outside the gates of hell, surveying the bleak landscape outside the gates and the fiery, fuming vista within.

Suddenly, a horrendous looking creature comes running at high speed out of the barren waste and in through the wide open gateway to hell.

Only seconds later, another, even more ghastly looking being chases the first one at equally high velocity.

Mastertank1 exclaims; "What in Hell was THAT?!"

Illtcklu, with a broad grin, replies;






















(wait for it)



















"Oh, it's just one damned thing after another!"

(rimshot, please.)
 
Tank?! Why does everyone assume we're going to hell??? :devil: :devil:






very funny though............... :blaugh:
 
Do you want me to list the reasons alphabetically or in order of importance?
 
bellystrokes said:
Do you want me to list the reasons alphabetically or in order of importance?
😎 .......... and just who says you're not in it with us????? :ranty:
 
Illtcklu said:
😎 .......... and just who says you're not in it with us????? :ranty:


Oh honey, that is a given!!! (who else would bring the massage oil?)
 
bellystrokes said:
Oh honey, that is a given!!! (who else would bring the massage oil?)
Oil/Hell ........ Hell/Hot .......... Oil/Sizzles?


I'm not sure who's side you're on here? :whip:
 
Illtcklu said:
Oil/Hell ........ Hell/Hot .......... Oil/Sizzles?


I'm not sure who's side you're on here? :whip:


Same side as always: Mine (and honey, I have been told it is a hell of a side! Why don't you come up see me inside, I mean sometime)
 
bellystrokes said:
Same side as always: Mine (and honey, I have been told it is a hell of a side! Why don't you come up see me inside, I mean sometime)
............ I need a sandwich........
 
Evidently

Illtcklu said:
Tank?! Why does everyone assume we're going to hell??? :devil: :devil:






very funny though............... :blaugh:
They are excellent judges of character.....and we are certainly characters. :wiseowl:
Also, because of the jokes we post. 😉 :xlime: :blaugh:
 
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