oh oh oh oh...sexism.

[Timewarp]

Do women actually make men date worse thanks to all those stupid girl magazine high living expectation?

"I like someone who can make me laugh". You *****. You've been hearing jokes since the craddel.

 

[morgandee]

beat them up and earn 15 silver points

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

The media makes everything worse

 

[melanie2]

Do women actually make men date worse thanks to all those stupid girl magazine high living expectation?

"I like someone who can make me laugh". You *****. You've been hearing jokes since the craddel.

well stop reading those stupid girl magazines..

 

[duck171]

well stop reading those stupid girl magazines..

Me reading girl magazines.... never.
*slowly lower magazine under desk*

 

[dalekfire]

beat them up and earn 15 silver points

Where's that Gato...

 

[chicag0]

Considering those magazines help to perpetuate improbable standards for women in terms of looks and size and frown upon any kind of intelligence, it's amazing if a woman can feel good enough about herself to NOT settle for a misogynistic asshole.

 

[locker669]

The trick is to find the ones that DON'T read those magazines.

 

[The Unseen Hero]

Well every women I know has read at one of those magazines, so maybe the trick is to find one who can't read...

(Humor attempt#1)

 

[sadi]

Or, get new friends? I'm sorry, but I think it's kind of pathetic if you're dependant upon the advice of Cosmo, or some other stupid magazine. Maybe get one because an article looks interesting (which I have yet to find. All crap thus far). They're mainly laughs while you're waiting to buy something I figure. 😛

 

[TyrantRaveAB]

Do women actually make men date worse thanks to all those stupid girl magazine high living expectation?

"I like someone who can make me laugh". You *****. You've been hearing jokes since the craddel.

man. that made me crack up. i like you timewarp. youre a kinda guy that can make me laugh.

 

[kopfhorer1]

Or, get new friends? I'm sorry, but I think it's kind of pathetic if you're dependant upon the advice of Cosmo, or some other stupid magazine. Maybe get one because an article looks interesting (which I have yet to find. All crap thus far). They're mainly laughs while you're waiting to buy something I figure. 😛

Magazines along the lines of Cosmopolitan and Maxim are comedy when you see them on the shelves, tragedy when you stop and remember that lots of people actually believe what's in them!

Me, I'll take The Economist!

 

[Jawa]

Well every women I know has read at one of those magazines, so maybe the trick is to find one who can't read...

(Humor attempt#1)

*rolls for humor*

Knight, you got a six. Everyone laughed and your charisma went up by +1 points.

... oh, you lot want something Relevant?

fine. Let's bring the new year with me saying something Intellergent and worthwhile then:
The Media is supposed to be a depiction of what we strive for, or what we want, yar, but instead, it's more a distortion, or a funhouse mirror showing us bullcrap, so they can SELL it.

Ultimateley, it's not about what WE want; it's all about what THEY want. ya see what I mean???

If some sales reps actually FREQUENTED these kinds of sites... I think we'd DEFINITELEY see some RESULTS.

Imagine; an Issue of COSMO talking about how perfectly normal Tickling is.

VOUGE: STRIKE A POSE... NOW SHOW ME YOUR TOES...

(humor and Insight attempt no. 1)