Ok guys, what is the worst?

[bellystrokes]

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.







Which is the worst?

1. Having your mistress find out you're married.

2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

 

[isabeau]

i would say number two and three..

 

[bellystrokes]

There are times I thank the goddesses I am not a guy........and this is one of them.

 

[Headsnap]

Do you rescind your gratitude when you realise that we can piss from a standing position and read maps?


Also that joke's a new one and quite funny, funny enough to make me lol in real life 😀

 

[bellystrokes]

Read maps??? Well I might have to challenge you a bit on that one


But, pissing while standing---------man what I would give.............plus I want to cross streams----just once in my life..............

 

[unclebill]

Number 3 would give new meaning to the words cocktail weenie.

 

[german]

They dont make rings big enough

 

[bellystrokes]

They dont make rings big enough

I guess your mistress would have to use braceletts. hehehee

 

[milagros317]

Unless he had a really thin penis, he surely would have awakened while she was jamming it on. Or did he take a sleeping pill? Or was he passed out drunk rather than asleep?

Anyway, to answer your question, 3. is worst and 2. is most expensive.

 

[isabeau]

Number 3 would give new meaning to the words cocktail weenie.

hmm speaking from experience? hehe...

 

[Headsnap]

Unless he had a really thin penis, he surely would have awakened while she was jamming it on. Or did he take a sleeping pill? Or was he passed out drunk rather than asleep?

Are you the type of person who refuses to watch The Simpsons because Marge's hairdo is physically impossible?

 

[drew70]

I don't know...maybe if you caught me right as I'm coming out of the swimming pool....

 

[Illtcklu]

.....man what I would give.............plus I want to cross streams----just once in my life..............

ummmmmmm.........What are you talking about? I've never heard that one!!!!!