OK, so you come home and...

[Cy/MiG]

Walk into your bedroom...

Only there is NOBODY of your sexual persuasion tied down to your bed spread eagle with any note that says 'do what you want with me'.

Do you:

a. Pinch yourself, because it can't be so...
b. Check to make sure they aren't hiding...
c. Express relief that you haven't been burgled and subjected to a gross, shock-inducing display...
d. Think of such a fantasy and jerk off to it...
e. Not give a fuck, because something so absurd would never happen anyway nor cross your mind...
f. Make sure a Giant Clam didn't swallow said tied up person of your fantasy...
g. Other (please explain, in detail)

 

[MrTicklefeet]

Well, it's never happened, so it's something that doesn't cross my mind at all. Besides, my bed doesn't have posts on the frame, and there's nothing to tie down to anyway, so it's never been an issue. Someone tied wrists togther with there arms overhead, tied to the hook in the ceiling I do my tickling at, well, that's not going to happen unless I tie them there.
I guess I just don't have those kind of fantasies.

 

[Maestro1874]

Another fantasy, ruined...

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

Light myself on fire, film it, and post it on youtube (after I get out of the hospital).

 

[Sandrock74]

Walk into your bedroom...

Only there is NOBODY of your sexual persuasion tied down to your bed spread eagle with any note that says 'do what you want with me'.

Do you:

a. Pinch yourself, because it can't be so...
b. Check to make sure they aren't hiding...
c. Express relief that you haven't been burgled and subjected to a gross, shock-inducing display...
d. Think of such a fantasy and jerk off to it...
e. Not give a fuck, because something so absurd would never happen anyway nor cross your mind...
f. Make sure a Giant Clam didn't swallow said tied up person of your fantasy...
g. Other (please explain, in detail)

Cy/MiG old buddy, this is a most thought provoking question. I would have to go with "f" for my answer, as I have lost more than one ticklee of my sexual persuasion to that damnable giant clam! Damn him! Damn the clam!

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

positively anticlamatic, wham bam, F*&k you clam. Too bad J Cousteau and the calypso boys are not hear to rid us of this meance to polite tickling society.****and now a word from our sponsor, the makers of Clamato***

 

[Cy/MiG]

Cy/MiG old buddy, this is a most thought provoking question. I would have to go with "f" for my answer, as I have lost more than one ticklee of my sexual persuasion to that damnable giant clam! Damn him! Damn the clam!

For a second there, I thought I was the only one! 😀

(P.S., help me derail his OBVIOUSLY sarcastic thread that I started. I gave you a setup---the clam---and everything!)