On Becoming a Real Man...Do you have what it takes?

[naughty1]

A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...
Becoming a Real Man!

That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.
Please take a moment to look over the program outline:

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule
MEN 101...Combating Stupidity
MEN 102...You too can do housework
MEN 103...PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut
MEN 104...We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule
MEN 110...Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111...Understanding the female responses to getting in at 4 a.m.
MEN 112...Parenting: It doesn't end with conception
MEN 113...Get a life, learn to cook

Spring Schedule
MEN 120...How NOT to act like an asshole when you're wrong
MEN 121...Understanding your incompetence
MEN 122...You, the weaker sex
MEN 123...Reasons to give flowers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101...You CAN fall asleep without it
SEX 102...Morning Dilemma: If it's awake, take a shower
MEN 201...How to stay awake after sex
MEN 202...How to put the toilet seat down

Winter Schedule
MEN 210...The remote control: Overcoming your dependencies
MEN 211...How NOT to act younger that your children
MEN 212...You too can be a designated driver
MEN 213...Honest - You don't look like Russel Wong - Especially naked

Spring Schedule
MEN 220...Omitting @#%! from your vocabulary
MEN 221...Fluffing the blanket after farting in not necessary
MEN 222...Real men ask for directions
MEN 223...Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀
I would like to see an equivalent set of courses for women. 😀

 

[naughty1]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀
I would like to see an equivalent set of courses for women. 😀

I'll work on it, Mils, and see what I can find at some of the other Universities of Life. It's truly amazing the learning experiences that life affords us.

I'm certain I can find something suitable. 😉 Take Care.

 

[Mastertank1]

Sounds like a Militant Lesbian Agenda

There was (maybe still is) a Lesbian organization that called or calls itself S.C.U.M., which stands for Society for Cutting Up Men.

That list sounds like something they might approve of.

101, 121, 122, frankly, a little offensive.

110; there are no such things.

223; For some women it is

113; What does learning to cook have to do with getting a life?
I had a life LONG before I learned how to cook!

Any adult male who doesn't already know the rest must be inherently unteachable, and therefore not worth the effort. For the genetic good of the species, he should just be regarded as a cull and put down.

 

[drew70]

I gotta go with Tank. Sounds like typical male bashing.

Here's drew70's recommendations on how to be a real man at the TMF.

1) Don't post militant lesbian humor

2) Make sure your sig pic is of a guy.

 

[isabeau]

I gotta go with Tank. Sounds like typical male bashing.

Here's drew70's recommendations on how to be a real man at the TMF.

1) Don't post militant lesbian humor

2) Make sure your sig pic is of a guy.

um but drew...you don't have a guy's picture in your siggy...and i think this list is right on the money...

 

[naughty1]

I gotta go with Tank. Sounds like typical male bashing.

Here's drew70's recommendations on how to be a real man at the TMF.

1) Don't post militant lesbian humor

2) Make sure your sig pic is of a guy.

Gee, and I was hoping that no one would notice I'd been doing night raids on the Militant Lesbian Humor Forum. Oh well...And I've never actually been one to claim to be a "real" anything -- I learned that trick from a kid named Pinocchio. I'm actually just a figment of everybody's imagination. Helluva hallucination, huh?

And here's naughty1's advice for dealing with humor in life.

1) If you think it's funny laugh at it.

2) If you don't, let it be (to quote the Fab Four), because somebody else probably will.

3) Most importantly: Don't take life too seriously and definitely don't ever take me seriously, because I only come here to make people laugh. Love and humor, I can't think of anything more powerful in life. I leave the politics to the politicians. I prefer smelling the roses when I can and avoiding the thorns as a matter of policy. Ouch! Well, I try my best. Adieu!

 

[Mastertank1]

Anything Drew And I agree on....

Gee, and I was hoping that no one would notice I'd been doing night raids on the Militant Lesbian Humor Forum. Oh well...And I've never actually been one to claim to be a "real" anything -- I learned that trick from a kid named Pinocchio. I'm actually just a figment of everybody's imagination. Helluva hallucination, huh?

And here's naughty1's advice for dealing with humor in life.

1) If you think it's funny laugh at it.

2) If you don't, let it be (to quote the Fab Four), because somebody else probably will.

3) Most importantly: Don't take life too seriously and definitely don't ever take me seriously, because I only come here to make people laugh. Love and humor, I can't think of anything more powerful in life. I leave the politics to the politicians. I prefer smelling the roses when I can and avoiding the thorns as a matter of policy. Ouch! Well, I try my best. Adieu!

Had better be taken seriously; that's one of the signs that the apocalypse is coming soon!
I think the rapture happens next. 😱