Dave2112
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Three men; an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot are sitting in a pub.
A rather inebriated man in the corner throws 500 pounds on the bar and says "I'll give this to any man who can down 15 pints of Guinness in one hour!"
The three men share a gasp of shock, with one of them apparently so appalled that he walks out the dor without a word. Of the remaining men, the Englishman says "Sir, I am offended that you think a proper gentleman would imbibe so vigorously and irresponsibly for mere money!"
The Irishman decides to give the bet a shot, and proceeds to pass out after the fifth pint.
Forty-five minutes later, the Scot walks back in the door, a little swagger to his step.
"Well, my friend," says the betting man, "I thought you'd gone off in a huff!"
"Nah," says the Scot, "I was down at the other Pub, I jus wanned ta see if I could do it first..."
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A rather inebriated man in the corner throws 500 pounds on the bar and says "I'll give this to any man who can down 15 pints of Guinness in one hour!"
The three men share a gasp of shock, with one of them apparently so appalled that he walks out the dor without a word. Of the remaining men, the Englishman says "Sir, I am offended that you think a proper gentleman would imbibe so vigorously and irresponsibly for mere money!"
The Irishman decides to give the bet a shot, and proceeds to pass out after the fifth pint.
Forty-five minutes later, the Scot walks back in the door, a little swagger to his step.
"Well, my friend," says the betting man, "I thought you'd gone off in a huff!"
"Nah," says the Scot, "I was down at the other Pub, I jus wanned ta see if I could do it first..."
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