The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun,
and
his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like
this?"
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down
the
road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor
home
with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me
to
pull off my shirt ... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks
me to
pull off my pants so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me
to
pull off my shorts ... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at
me
kind of sexy and says, "Now go to
town cowboy." And here I am.
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun,
and
his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like
this?"
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down
the
road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor
home
with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me
to
pull off my shirt ... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks
me to
pull off my pants so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me
to
pull off my shorts ... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at
me
kind of sexy and says, "Now go to
town cowboy." And here I am.