A Scotsman is riding a train across the countryside.When the train makes its first stop he bolts off the train,and almost misses the depature.He does the same at the next stop,and the third one.
After the fourth stop,someone says they have conveniences aboard the train,why are you rushing about.Well says the Scotsman,my doctor told me i'm a very sick man.He said if i want to see my hometown again i had best hurry,and even then i may not make it.So i'm buying my ticket from station to station.
After the fourth stop,someone says they have conveniences aboard the train,why are you rushing about.Well says the Scotsman,my doctor told me i'm a very sick man.He said if i want to see my hometown again i had best hurry,and even then i may not make it.So i'm buying my ticket from station to station.
