njjen3953
4th Level Orange Feather
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- Apr 18, 2001
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1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than
> > an ambulance.
> >
> > 2. Only in America...... are there handicap parking places in front
> > of a skating rink.
> >
> > 3. Only in America...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the
> > way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
> > people can buy cigarettes at the front.
> >
> > 4. Only in America...... do people order double cheeseburgers,
> > large fries, and a diet coke.
> >
> > 5. Only in America...... do banks leave both doors open and then
> > chain the pens to the counters.
> >
> > 6. Only in America...... do we leave cars worth thousands of
> > dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage
> >
> > 7. Only in America...... do we use answering machines to screen
> > calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
> > didn't want to talk to in the first place.
> >
> > 8. Only in America...... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
> > buns in packages of eight.
> >
> > 9. Only in America...... do we use the word 'politics' to describe
> > the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
> > 'bloodsucking creatures'.
> >
> > 10. Only in America...... do they have drive-up ATM machines with
> > Braille lettering.
> >
> > EVER WONDER:
> > Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
> > Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
> > Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
> > Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
> > Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start"?
> > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid
made
> >
> > with real lemons?
> > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush our?
> > Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
> > When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
> > Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
> > Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
> > Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
> > Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
> > If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
> > an ambulance.
> >
> > 2. Only in America...... are there handicap parking places in front
> > of a skating rink.
> >
> > 3. Only in America...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the
> > way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
> > people can buy cigarettes at the front.
> >
> > 4. Only in America...... do people order double cheeseburgers,
> > large fries, and a diet coke.
> >
> > 5. Only in America...... do banks leave both doors open and then
> > chain the pens to the counters.
> >
> > 6. Only in America...... do we leave cars worth thousands of
> > dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage
> >
> > 7. Only in America...... do we use answering machines to screen
> > calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
> > didn't want to talk to in the first place.
> >
> > 8. Only in America...... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
> > buns in packages of eight.
> >
> > 9. Only in America...... do we use the word 'politics' to describe
> > the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
> > 'bloodsucking creatures'.
> >
> > 10. Only in America...... do they have drive-up ATM machines with
> > Braille lettering.
> >
> > EVER WONDER:
> > Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
> > Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
> > Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
> > Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
> > Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start"?
> > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid
made
> >
> > with real lemons?
> > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush our?
> > Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
> > When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
> > Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
> > Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
> > Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
> > Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
> > If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
