Opposit Sex Jokes

[giggle-maker]

A guy goes up to a girl and tries to charm her by saying "Hey, I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but its too long!"

The girl replies "Thats funny, I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy, but youll never get it!"

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very funny. 😀

 

[GQguy]

Here's one my instructor told the other day

Instructor: Know why they call it PMS?

Us: No sir why (cringing)

Instructor: Because mad cow was already taken

Us: awkward laughter as we look around the room to see the other females in our class


I guess that's the navy flying community for you! Would never happen in the Air Force

 

[paracarl44]

Good One!

 

[Lostcause13]

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question feminists cant change anything haha. (ps is there a dont take anythig personally rule for the humor forum? There should be lol)

 

[Jagermeistered]

 

[voided9]

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question feminists cant change anything haha.

That one actually made me laugh pretty hard! Can I tell a sexist woman joke instead of a male one? =P

Whats does your wife and a condom have in common?
They both spend 99% of their time in your wallet