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One thing I love to do in my spare time is offer suggestions for women who want to get back at there ex boyfriends or find ways of making sure the man will leave them alone and let them be. Here is a few list of suggestions that I have thought up over the many years online.
1. Send a male stripper to where the man works
2. Call him up in the middle of the night telling him you woke up all worked up and aroused because you had an erotic dream about sharpening pencils. Tell him that in the dream every time you would take a pencil and put it in the pencil sharpener you would hear his voice let out an almost blinding scream.
3. Call him in the middle of the night describing a dream you had where you and a bunch of your female friends were sitting by a campfire roasting hot dogs. Then every time one of you would put a hot dog in the fire you heard a man's voice let out a loud scream. Make sure you also mention that the dream was so erotic that after you woke up you laid in bed and masturbated franticly for over an hour.
4. Invite him over for dinner but fix yourself the following dish. Its a raw hot dog with two hard boiled eggs attached at the bottom. Give him an almost I want to tear your clothes off stare as you take out the ketchup and POUR it slowly over the hot dog you know to make it look like blood you know. Then take out a very large knife and CUT in to it with orgasmic enthusiasm. You must maintain eye contact with him at all times while you are doing this and make sure you not only cut it up but cut the hot dog up beyond recognition. Then after you are done try catching your breath and in a disgusted expression take the hot dog and throw it on the ground. Wear cowboy boots and jump on the severed hot dog making sure you are one inch away from a mind-shattering orgasm when you do this
5. Invite him over to watch Basic Instinct and during the ice pick scene make sure you let out some tears. When he asks why you are crying tell him its so well acted and how Sharon Stone deserved an oscar for that one particular scene where she takes the ice pick and hears the man scream under her. By the way this is also affective if you rent out the movie I Spit on your grave. Make sure you pause it at all the right scenes and get up to get something to eat.
6. Tell him that you got turned on when you saw your cat getting neutered
7. Tell him that its in your opinion that death is the final act of eroticism
1. Send a male stripper to where the man works
2. Call him up in the middle of the night telling him you woke up all worked up and aroused because you had an erotic dream about sharpening pencils. Tell him that in the dream every time you would take a pencil and put it in the pencil sharpener you would hear his voice let out an almost blinding scream.
3. Call him in the middle of the night describing a dream you had where you and a bunch of your female friends were sitting by a campfire roasting hot dogs. Then every time one of you would put a hot dog in the fire you heard a man's voice let out a loud scream. Make sure you also mention that the dream was so erotic that after you woke up you laid in bed and masturbated franticly for over an hour.
4. Invite him over for dinner but fix yourself the following dish. Its a raw hot dog with two hard boiled eggs attached at the bottom. Give him an almost I want to tear your clothes off stare as you take out the ketchup and POUR it slowly over the hot dog you know to make it look like blood you know. Then take out a very large knife and CUT in to it with orgasmic enthusiasm. You must maintain eye contact with him at all times while you are doing this and make sure you not only cut it up but cut the hot dog up beyond recognition. Then after you are done try catching your breath and in a disgusted expression take the hot dog and throw it on the ground. Wear cowboy boots and jump on the severed hot dog making sure you are one inch away from a mind-shattering orgasm when you do this
5. Invite him over to watch Basic Instinct and during the ice pick scene make sure you let out some tears. When he asks why you are crying tell him its so well acted and how Sharon Stone deserved an oscar for that one particular scene where she takes the ice pick and hears the man scream under her. By the way this is also affective if you rent out the movie I Spit on your grave. Make sure you pause it at all the right scenes and get up to get something to eat.
6. Tell him that you got turned on when you saw your cat getting neutered
7. Tell him that its in your opinion that death is the final act of eroticism
