A man took his wife to the hospital for the birth of their first child.
The doctor said we have an amazing new machine that allows part of the labor pain to be transferred to the father.Would you be willing to try it?
Being a good husband the man says sure,hook me up.The doctor set the pain transfer at 10%,thinking that would be all the man could take.
As the labor progressed,the husband said i feel fine,i can take more.
The doctor dialed it up to 20%.
The husband said still feeling good,give me more.I want to spare my dear wife as much pain as i can.
The doctor checked the mans blood pressure and heart rate,and was amazed at how he was doing.They went to 50%.
The husband was still feeling fine,and told the doctor give me 100%,i dont want my love to suffer at all.
The woman delivered a healthy baby with almost no pain,and the husband with none at all.The doctor could not believe how well his invention had worked.
The man and his wife were beside themselves with joy,and went home the next day.
When they got home,they found the UPS man dead on the porch.
The doctor said we have an amazing new machine that allows part of the labor pain to be transferred to the father.Would you be willing to try it?
Being a good husband the man says sure,hook me up.The doctor set the pain transfer at 10%,thinking that would be all the man could take.
As the labor progressed,the husband said i feel fine,i can take more.
The doctor dialed it up to 20%.
The husband said still feeling good,give me more.I want to spare my dear wife as much pain as i can.
The doctor checked the mans blood pressure and heart rate,and was amazed at how he was doing.They went to 50%.
The husband was still feeling fine,and told the doctor give me 100%,i dont want my love to suffer at all.
The woman delivered a healthy baby with almost no pain,and the husband with none at all.The doctor could not believe how well his invention had worked.
The man and his wife were beside themselves with joy,and went home the next day.
When they got home,they found the UPS man dead on the porch.
