rajee
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I heard this on a movie on tv.
Disclaimer: This joke contains sexual innuendos and is racy.
A penguin drives up to a mechanic's garage and says I am hearing strange noises while I am driving. Could you take a look?
The mechanic says sure. It's going to take a while for me to find out what's wrong. Why don't you go to the supermarket across the street and buy some fish, have a snack and by the time you return I will have an answer.
The penguin says ok and goes across the street. An hour later he comes back with a paper bag full of groceries.
The mechanic looks at the penguin and says you blew a seal.
The penguin points to around his beak and says " No. It's vanilla Ice Cream."
Disclaimer: This joke contains sexual innuendos and is racy.
A penguin drives up to a mechanic's garage and says I am hearing strange noises while I am driving. Could you take a look?
The mechanic says sure. It's going to take a while for me to find out what's wrong. Why don't you go to the supermarket across the street and buy some fish, have a snack and by the time you return I will have an answer.
The penguin says ok and goes across the street. An hour later he comes back with a paper bag full of groceries.
The mechanic looks at the penguin and says you blew a seal.
The penguin points to around his beak and says " No. It's vanilla Ice Cream."
