People Who Like Weapons

[Headsnap]

I know with all the suffering and death and what have you going on in the world this isn't that big of a deal, but I want to rant and you can't stop me because I am CornflakeMan, lord of all breakfasts and leader of the Dry Meal Rebellion.

To all you monkey-metal buying, anime-watching, katana-"wielding" shit-wits who think that buying 500 blunted pieces of factory-pressed arse makes you some sort of GrandMaster Ninja Lord and talking ceaselessly about your shit somehow makes up for the fact that you're obese and have personal hygeine issues;

Fuck Off

Seriously. Fuck right off and die.

Nobody cares about your swords and knives and kama and kukris. Having lots of blades doesn't make you edgy or dangerous. It doesn't make up for the fact that you're a fat, greasy, MMORPG-playing, Bullet For My Valentine-listening virgin. Likewise, owning air-soft replicas of real guns will not transform you from 8 stone weakling into Rambo. It will transform you from 8 stone weakling into 8 stone twat who buys toys that fire little plastic balls and then talks about them a lot. Men will not fear you because you have a weapon collection, nor will they respect you for it. At best they'll think you're a twat. Similarly having a weapon collection will not make that pretty redhead at work bend over her desk for you. It'll make her think you're a 28 year old man who still plays with toy guns and swords. Having a sword isn't what made the men in your animes attractive to those anime babes that you lust after. Do you know what made those men attractive? The person who wrote the comic. You mook of a doughnut of a man.

If you feel your life lacks excitement, log off World of Warcraft for a few hours a week and go and do exciting things. If you're trying to get a blowjob do what everyone else does, find yourself a girlfriend then spend 6 months doing things she likes before casually popping the question and hoping for the best. If you don't feel manly enough then find out which thread of your ego your masculinity is attached to and give it some tweaking. Just don't hoard a load of weapons in your bedroom and waste people's time talking about them because one day someone is going to turn around and shove the lot of them up your hairy, winnity arse and use your head to pack them down.

That is all. Have a nice day, folks! 😀

 

[Scinsor]

Right on dude, right on

 

[tcklft]

So you're the leader of the Dry Meal Rebellion.... 😱

 

[cloudgazer2k]

wait...what? um...Snappy, i am a proud owner of several edged weapons, am fairly proficient in their use, and i'm in damn good shape. you can't say that those people that do own a weapon collection are all the same. my dad's an ex-military man who has more pointy things than i do, and he can run circles around ya...and he's never once picked up an MMO.

before you go off on your tangents, really think about who your topic is about. i have seen plenty of people with extensive weapon collections that can use them.

calm down and have a pie, man.

 

[Headsnap]

wait...what? um...Snappy, i am a proud owner of several edged weapons, am fairly proficient in their use, and i'm in damn good shape. you can't say that those people that do own a weapon collection are all the same. my dad's an ex-military man who has more pointy things than i do, and he can run circles around ya...and he's never once picked up an MMO.

before you go off on your tangents, really think about who your topic is about. i have seen plenty of people with extensive weapon collections that can use them.

calm down and have a pie, man.

I bet you still talk to people about them though. As long as you're not doing it to me when I'm trying to work/ eat/ take my break/ smoke/ read my paper/ do my rowing/ look at Bebo without seeing shit about your katanas it's all good.

 

[cloudgazer2k]

I bet you still talk to people about them though. As long as you're not doing it to me when I'm trying to work/ eat/ take my break/ smoke/ read my paper/ do my rowing/ look at Bebo without seeing shit about your katanas it's all good.

since i'm not on Bebo, you shouldn't have an issue. i only mention my weapons when i'm asked about them. oh, and i don't own any katanas...yet. i don't like the piece of shit ones you can find on every knife shop display around here. if i get one, it'll be the real deal.

 

[fearsometickler]

I'm a member of knight brotherhood and a sword wielder. I have huge collection of very sharp knives. And I'm damn proud of it. And if someone don't like it, he can kiss my ass. Or be brave and fight me. Any of this suits me.

 

[Goodieluver]

I own several knives and go into public with them because they are tools and worst case scenario they are self defense weapons

The only time i "show them off" is when i see a friend with a knife and ask to see his\show mine

 

[Bugman]

I thought this thread was about weapons, not toys.😛 I'll stick with my friends Smith&Wesson and Col. Colt myself.

 

[He-Man]

i don't own any katanas...yet. i don't like the piece of shit ones you can find on every knife shop display around here. if i get one, it'll be the real deal.

Same here, if I ever get any sais. The ones in martial arts catalogs are okay..but too thin and too light. I want the older kind like one of my TKD instructors had when I was 9yrs old. Those sais were heavy-- probably could crack someone's head open with those suckers . (not that I would..lol)

 

[brianspencer66]

I grew up around people who owned guns, hell my dad was a banker for a numbers (illegal gambling) operation for years and he carried guns to work. My best friend owned a sawed off shot gun and through all this I was never comfortable with the idea of ordinary people carrying guns. Head I sort of go along with you on this one. Though there are plenty of people who like to collect weapons I dont find anything wrong with that as some are actually works of art. Its really the insecure moron that one needs to worry about, the 90 pound weakling who gets the sand kicked in his face on the beach one to many times that Im leary of who suddenly gets a facination with firearms all the sudden. As we have seen here countless times in schools all across the US where some kid goes off and shoots everyone is sight.

 

[subZer0]

Fuck pointy shit, I've got grenades. And, I'm building a nuke in my garden shed.

 

[Sammi-chan]

since i'm not on Bebo, you shouldn't have an issue. i only mention my weapons when i'm asked about them. oh, and i don't own any katanas...yet. i don't like the piece of shit ones you can find on every knife shop display around here. if i get one, it'll be the real deal.

But see, that automatically elevates you to a level beyond the scope of the OP. C'mon, I'm sure you know the kind of little weeaboo Wapanese kid he's talking about. If not, just hang around the internet. With Japan-o-mania the way it is in this country, if you find enough people between the ages of 14 and 20 you'll find enough of them who'll prattle endlessly about how simply holding a katana will make you able to cut through tanks and stop bullets with your mind.

And they'll annoy you, too.

 

[Headsnap]

since i'm not on Bebo, you shouldn't have an issue. i only mention my weapons when i'm asked about them. oh, and i don't own any katanas...yet. i don't like the piece of shit ones you can find on every knife shop display around here. if i get one, it'll be the real deal.

No, since you don't talk about your weapons unless asked about them and don't seem to think owning some monkey metal bullshit makes you Rikimaru I have no quarrel with you. You do however seem to have a quarrel with me, which makes me think you may have recognised some of yourself in my little stereotype. Either that or you're defending fat greasy "ninjas" who go to knife shops and buy shitty katanas, which nobody should do. They have enough weapons to be able to defend themselves. And, usually, an army of Chaos Space Marines too.

I'm a member of knight brotherhood and a sword wielder. I have huge collection of very sharp knives. And I'm damn proud of it. And if someone don't like it, he can kiss my ass. Or be brave and fight me. Any of this suits me.

Spoken like a true paragon of the kind of nugget I'm talking about. COME FIGHT ME I AM SWORDMANS!!!1 Grow a brain.

But see, that automatically elevates you to a level beyond the scope of the OP. C'mon, I'm sure you know the kind of little weeaboo Wapanese kid he's talking about. If not, just hang around the internet. With Japan-o-mania the way it is in this country, if you find enough people between the ages of 14 and 20 you'll find enough of them who'll prattle endlessly about how simply holding a katana will make you able to cut through tanks and stop bullets with your mind.

And they'll annoy you, too.

Would that it were confined to the internet, sirrah; I work with one such fuckwit, and not only is he the type of person who joins knight brotherhoods and takes/ posts pictures of himself posing Bleach-style with his shitty non-blades (at an angle of course, to hide the vast gut), he also actively pursues people around the shop talking to them about his crap. You'll be sitting in the canteen reading your paper when next you know, there's fatty waving his mobile phone in your face with a picture of him holding some sort of yari he made from a plank of wood. I've got to give him credit, the boy has got some patience to whittle that thing out of a plank using only a lathe and his NINJAPOWAH, but I don;t want to see that shit when I'm trying to read about Vladimir Putin's latest bout of rabble rousing or gawp at pictures of Cheryl Cole on the beach.

 

[Sammi-chan]

Would that it were confined to the internet, sirrah; I work with one such fuckwit, and not only is he the type of person who joins knight brotherhoods and takes/ posts pictures of himself posing Bleach-style with his shitty non-blades (at an angle of course, to hide the vast gut), he also actively pursues people around the shop talking to them about his crap. You'll be sitting in the canteen reading your paper when next you know, there's fatty waving his mobile phone in your face with a picture of him holding some sort of yari he made from a plank of wood. I've got to give him credit, the boy has got some patience to whittle that thing out of a plank using only a lathe and his NINJAPOWAH, but I don;t want to see that shit when I'm trying to read about Vladimir Putin's latest bout of rabble rousing or gawp at pictures of Cheryl Cole on the beach.

They certainly do flock together well on the internet, though. I know about their presence in real life, unfortuantely. At one point I worked in the local anime store. That enough should let you know the kinds of people I had to deal with day to day.

And that's Ms. Sirrah to you. 😛

 

[Headsnap]

They certainly do flock together well on the internet, though. I know about their presence in real life, unfortuantely. At one point I worked in the local anime store. That enough should let you know the kinds of people I had to deal with day to day.

And that's Ms. Sirrah to you. 😛

It might be Ms Sirrah but if you worked in an anime store you are more man than I am 😀 Riddle me this; how many people did you kill because they were arguing over who would win a fight between Batman and that bloke out of Bleach?

 

[General Zod]

I bet you still talk to people about them though. As long as you're not doing it to me when I'm trying to work/ eat/ take my break/ smoke/ read my paper/ do my rowing/ look at Bebo without seeing shit about your katanas it's all good.

Do you talk about your interests with people who don't like what you like?

 

[Headsnap]

Do you talk about your interests with people who don't like what you like?

If they ask me about it I do. I don't follow them around telling them about my massive collection of shitty weapons in some vain attempt to make them fear or respect me.

 

[cloudgazer2k]

Snappy, i have no issue with you. i took some offense to what was said since i happen to be a collector of such weapons (except Airsoft guns. they're only good for props and little else), and felt that you had went a little over-board with the stereotype.

the way i sees it, if people go out and spend lots of money on Pakistani steel and flimsy pieces of crap, and boast about being s00p3r r0xx0rz, then i hear you. however, don't forget there are some people who buy these weapons and have some inkling on their proper care and use.

now, if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go polish my cesti...

 

[fearsometickler]

I won't even comment anymore and I'll do the same as cloudgazer - go and polish

 

[Headsnap]

Snappy, i have no issue with you. i took some offense to what was said since i happen to be a collector of such weapons (except Airsoft guns. they're only good for props and little else), and felt that you had went a little over-board with the stereotype.

the way i sees it, if people go out and spend lots of money on Pakistani steel and flimsy pieces of crap, and boast about being s00p3r r0xx0rz, then i hear you. however, don't forget there are some people who buy these weapons and have some inkling on their proper care and use.

I don't think I went overboard on the stereotype at all. I think the stereotype was spot on. There are normal people who collect weapons for a purpose other than to make up for their physical and psychological deficiencies, and I take no issue with that. We all need a hobby after all. Then there are people whose express purpose in buying weapons is to become the next Rikimaru except with a beer gut and bad hygeine, and those people annoy me.

 

[Capnmad]

I don't think I went overboard on the stereotype at all. I think the stereotype was spot on. There are normal people who collect weapons for a purpose other than to make up for their physical and psychological deficiencies, and I take no issue with that. We all need a hobby after all. Then there are people whose express purpose in buying weapons is to become the next Rikimaru except with a beer gut and bad hygeine, and those people annoy me.

Makes more sense with that delineation. Thanks, Headsnap -- I think those offended just felt you were using too broad a brush before with your statements, and including all "People Who Like Weapons". Good to make that clear.

 

[Bizkit]

If a fat guy wants to buy a sword let him.If that makes him feel like he's the man then so be it.Does it really matter that much? 😕

 

[subZer0]

If a fat guy wants to buy a sword let him.If that makes him feel like he's the man then so be it.Does it really matter that much? 😕

I don't really think that covers it. There's a bit more in what Headsnap is saying than this.

 

[Headsnap]

If a fat guy wants to buy a sword let him.If that makes him feel like he's the man then so be it.Does it really matter that much? 😕

It does if he follows me around talking about it.