Here's a modified version of a recent post notable for its misplacement. Identities have been removed to protect the audacious. 😀 Keep in mind, this isn't really a personal ad, it's more an "opportunity" you're offering someone 😉, so once you're done filling it out, you can post it pretty much anywhere here, even the main Tickling Discussion Forum... ...but I wouldn't, 'cause that'd be silly!
I hope this is taken in the spirit in which it's intended, which is good humor... If not, let me know, and I'll take it down. Gosh, I miss that thread now that it's gone... I'll have to remember to offer some "opportunities" in the future... 😉
TMF (noun) & (your screenname) get together 4 (gerund)
I'm gonna try something (adjective) and unique. A (gerund) fun session involving me ((your screenname)) and a TMF (noun) who'd like to get (verb, past tense) in real life in a (adjective), fun environment.
No cameras. No video production. Just a raw (gerund) experience.
I'm not saying that I'm so (adjective) and (adjective) that (people of desired sex) will jump at this opportunity to "(verb)" for an hour or two. But I do admit that I am one of the best (practitioner of activity of choice) in the (microscosm of choice). I really am. I'm not going to lie.
Why am I doing this? Just to be (adjective) and have some fun and allow others to live out their fantasy of being (verb, past tense) by one of the best. Also I simply enjoy (gerund) (plural noun) so I'll have fun too. It'd be nice to take a break from making (plural noun) and just experience some one on one (gerund) action without the stress of (plural noun) and cameras.
So here's my idea so far:
1) You have to be a (adjective) (noun) and wanting to experience a (gerund) session (at no charge to you of course). I'll pay for every expense.
2) You have to be able to be in (a location) in late April (probably going to be 4/28/2007).
3) I'll have lots of (plural noun) available so that you can be (verb, past tense) properly. We can discuss your wants and fears ahead of time, and gear the experience accordingly. The location (yet to be determined) will be very private and (adjective).
4) Interested (plural noun) will be heavily screened by myself weeks before the session (no, not in person), so please (plural noun) don't think you'll be a comedian and pretend to be a (noun) just to waste my time, I'll be on to you quickly as my "(noun) radar" works very well.
5) No (plural noun) either, sorry. I'm not into (activity).
So if you are even a little interested, email me at: (your e-mail address) and we'll get the ball (gerund) with some conversation. I look forward to (gerund) the hell out of you.
I hope this is taken in the spirit in which it's intended, which is good humor... If not, let me know, and I'll take it down. Gosh, I miss that thread now that it's gone... I'll have to remember to offer some "opportunities" in the future... 😉
TMF (noun) & (your screenname) get together 4 (gerund)
I'm gonna try something (adjective) and unique. A (gerund) fun session involving me ((your screenname)) and a TMF (noun) who'd like to get (verb, past tense) in real life in a (adjective), fun environment.
No cameras. No video production. Just a raw (gerund) experience.
I'm not saying that I'm so (adjective) and (adjective) that (people of desired sex) will jump at this opportunity to "(verb)" for an hour or two. But I do admit that I am one of the best (practitioner of activity of choice) in the (microscosm of choice). I really am. I'm not going to lie.
Why am I doing this? Just to be (adjective) and have some fun and allow others to live out their fantasy of being (verb, past tense) by one of the best. Also I simply enjoy (gerund) (plural noun) so I'll have fun too. It'd be nice to take a break from making (plural noun) and just experience some one on one (gerund) action without the stress of (plural noun) and cameras.
So here's my idea so far:
1) You have to be a (adjective) (noun) and wanting to experience a (gerund) session (at no charge to you of course). I'll pay for every expense.
2) You have to be able to be in (a location) in late April (probably going to be 4/28/2007).
3) I'll have lots of (plural noun) available so that you can be (verb, past tense) properly. We can discuss your wants and fears ahead of time, and gear the experience accordingly. The location (yet to be determined) will be very private and (adjective).
4) Interested (plural noun) will be heavily screened by myself weeks before the session (no, not in person), so please (plural noun) don't think you'll be a comedian and pretend to be a (noun) just to waste my time, I'll be on to you quickly as my "(noun) radar" works very well.
5) No (plural noun) either, sorry. I'm not into (activity).
So if you are even a little interested, email me at: (your e-mail address) and we'll get the ball (gerund) with some conversation. I look forward to (gerund) the hell out of you.
