goddess_nemesis
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: HAMBURGER - $1, CHEESEBURGER - $2, HANDJOBS - $10. He beckons an attractive blonde behind the counter.
"Can I help you?" she asks with a knowing smile and wink.
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"I sure am," she purrs.
"Well, please wash your hands," he says. "I want a cheeseburger."
"Can I help you?" she asks with a knowing smile and wink.
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"I sure am," she purrs.
"Well, please wash your hands," he says. "I want a cheeseburger."
