Phelgm Inc.

[kurchatovium]

As you may not know Phelgm is a subsidary of Kurchatovium Thread Technologies. Phelgm primarily designs consumer friendly products for the general populous. Phelgm is a by product of our experiments with high energy particle marmalades and with THE THREAD almost uncanny ability to develop new products we developed Phelgm Inc.

Some Phelgm products are:

Cosmic String Super Shaver

Mini Black Hole Nose Clippers

Hyperplasma Toilet

Antimatter Trash Evaporator

Hyperdimensional Plutonium Grill

Gluon Weed Annihilator

Baby's First Fusion Reactor

The Home Cosmic Time Rift Kit

 

[ShiningIce]

All these products are SIA (Shining Ice Agency) tested and approved 😉

 

[Limeoutsider]

Whens the catalogue coming out?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I'll take 1 billion of each. And rush delivery as well. I too would like a catalog in the future.

 

[TKpervert]

Yeah, I'd like to see the Phelgm Co. cough up some catalogs too.

(geez, did I really say that ?? slap me silly !!!

)

 

[kurchatovium]

We are working on an online store but first I need a bigger website.
Also available now is the Home Gene Splicing Kit. For those with a creative mind and a love of molecular biology.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Send one my way. I always wanted to mess with evolution.😀 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Heck I'll even throw in an Endangered Species DNA package at no extra charge. This way you can experiment with rare almost extinct life forms.

 

[His Divine Shadow]