pick up lines that are guaranteed to work..

[isabeau]

did you just fart? because you blew me away...

are those space pants you're wearing? because you're butt is out of this world.

my love for you is like diarhea, i can't hold it in...

you aren't the best looking chick in the room, but beauty if only a light switch away...

hi there, you'll do...

and if all else fails....

get your ass in the truck now...

 

[Dianatklee]

I would find those funny if I didn't know guys who were like that

 

[isabeau]

I would find those funny if I didn't know guys who were like that

yikes lol.....sorry...yea i'm sure they are out there...

 

[Illtcklu]

I would find those funny if I didn't know guys who were like that

I am not!!!



Oh BTW Diana, my personal fav is, will you bear my child?!

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, Isabeau. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not!!!



Oh BTW Diana, my personal fav is, will you bear my child?!

Have you ever watched the show 'Inuyasha' on Adult Swim? That's the monk Miroku's favorite pick up line!