Picture Perfect Blonde

[unclebill]

Question: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room???

Answer: So she could use it as a mirror.

 

[venray]

Now THAT explains why Paris Hilton always looks exactly the same.....

 

[bellystrokes]

And Paris ain't no Marilyn Monroe.

 

[unclebill]

And Paris ain't no Marilyn Monroe.

You are a smart girl, goddess. There`s only one Marilyn Monroe.

 

[isabeau]

Question: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room???

Answer: So she could use it as a mirror.

i don't get it...

 

[unclebill]

i don't get it...

hmmm.... Melanie, did you lock the keys in your Mazda convertable again??? 😕 You seem distracted.

 

[venray]

 

[goddess_nemesis]

i don't get it...

Oh, Izzy, what are we gonna do with you? 😛
A picture of herself.
A mirror reflects your image.
Y'know how you use a mirror to fix your hair or your make-up or whatever.
She's using the picture as a mirror.

 

[isabeau]

hmmm.... Melanie, did you lock the keys in your Mazda convertable again??? 😕 You seem distracted.

ooo hardy har har....that joke is so old, it's balding now..hehe..

ticklingnemesis sighs...thanks sweetie..dang so that's what is in my room? i thought the mirror never changed..o well...😀

actually i have used a picture as a reflection before, like in hotel rooms, to fix my hair..

 

[Mistress Aura]

ooo hardy har har....that joke is so old, it's balding now..hehe..

ticklingnemesis sighs...thanks sweetie..dang so that's what is in my room? i thought the mirror never changed..o well...😀

actually i have used a picture as a reflection before, like in hotel rooms, to fix my hair..

🙄 Sh-sh-shhh...it's okay, Izzy. Here, wanna cookie?


Mistress Aura

 

[isabeau]

🙄 Sh-sh-shhh...it's okay, Izzy. Here, wanna cookie?


Mistress Aura

mmmm yes love....i want a cookie with chocolate chips....yummm thank you my wonderful friend... and hehe...i'm a dip at times this i know..

 

[Mistress Aura]

There you go, Sammy... Love and adore me, bow down before me...



Mistress Aura

 

[unclebill]

Thankyou, Venray. 😎 I owe you a beer for that one.

 

[venray]

There you go, Sammy... Love and adore me, bow down before me...



Mistress Aura

Its the simple stuff that makes him laugh....







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[venray]

Thankyou, Venray. 😎 I owe you a beer for that one.

No problem my friend.....

 

[milagros317]

And Paris ain't no Marilyn Monroe.

She sure isn't, Marilyn had some class and some taste. 😀