Police On Lookout For ... Batman?

[AffectionateDan]

LONDON, England -- Police in London have launched a manhunt for .. uhm ... Batman. Yes, you read that correctly, the Caped Crusader is now a wanted fugitive.


"Police are hunting a man dressed as Batman who was involved in an assault in the early hours of Sunday morning," Thames Valley Police said in a statement issued today (Monday).


Police rushed to the scene after the assault and the unconscious victim was whisked to the hospital, but the masked offender had already flown the coop, so to speak.


"The offender is thought to be white, but officers do not have any further description of him," the police statement said.









And ya know, the first thing that came to my mind was, "What was the 'assualted victim' doing that Bat's hadda whup his arse for him? Maybe we can get The Incredible Hulk to do a little detective work and find out what's REALLY going on over there, whatta ya say, Jim?

 

[Limeoutsider]

Superhero(e)s gone bad

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Quite an incident. But, why Batman? Did this feloneous person think that dressing as the caped crusader would save him from jail?

All I can say is, "Holy catfish, Batman!" (Wasn't that what Robin said a lot in the old series?)

 

[BigJim]

whatta ya say, Jim?

That I was nowhere near the incident when it happened.

 

[drew70]

Batman is a mutant

He's one o' them damn muties, I tell ya! Like Wolverine, Cyclops and those other freaks at that school for "gifted" youngsters! I knew he'd show his true colors sooner or later! Senator Kelly was right, just as sure as shit sticks to the wall! They're taking over!!

 

[Dr David Banner]

Let me check it out up there and see whats going on. I'll catch him. They just better not make me angry while im there. They wouldn't like me when im angry

 

[BigJim]

Let me check it out up there and see whats going on. I'll catch him. They just better not make me angry while im there. They wouldn't like me when im angry

Okay, who let my alter-ego in here?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Having pictures of you looking like the old T.V. show Hulk a Hulk does not make, young padawan.😀

 

[BigJim]

Well the new Hulk looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag, so I'm happy looking like the old one. (With the exception of Death Of The Incredible Hulk, where the wig was SO bad that he looked like Tina Turner.)

 

[His Divine Shadow]

LOL😀

 

[dskodj]

LMGDAOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do i even wanna see this new Hulk film?😛


DJ Jimmy M

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Trust me on this. NO.😉 😀

 

[AffectionateDan]

:::borrows ShiningIce's stamp for a minute:::

Stamps "Quiet You" on HDS's forehead.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

OWIE!!!!! Hey, what did I do to deserve this?😡 😀

 

[AffectionateDan]

Let the folks do their own movie reviews! Grrrr!

I, for one, enjoyed the movie, despite the creative liscense they took with the storyline. Are you really telling me that you found it absolutely NON-entertaining? And how about the cameo appearances? I thought that was a particular touch of class. So what, it wasn't verbatim from the original comic books. Big deal. It was fine for what it was. At LEAST as good as Spiderman was, or any of the other classic superhero efforts that've been made recently. Now hush, or I'll tell Jim YOU'RE the one who stole his favorite rubber ducky. 😛 😉

 

[Oddjob0226]

Batman? In England?

Was Captain Britain busy? Hell's Ang... I mean Dark Angel not available? Death's Head was away somewhere "on holiday"? Oi!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Don't you dare.....😡 😀


Nah, I liked it, just wish there had been more action than there was.

 

[BigJim]

Re: Let the folks do their own movie reviews! Grrrr!

I, for one, enjoyed the movie, despite the creative liscense they took with the storyline. Are you really telling me that you found it absolutely NON-entertaining? And how about the cameo appearances? I thought that was a particular touch of class. So what, it wasn't verbatim from the original comic books. Big deal. It was fine for what it was. At LEAST as good as Spiderman was, or any of the other classic superhero efforts that've been made recently. Now hush, or I'll tell Jim YOU'RE the one who stole his favorite rubber ducky. 😛 😉

The only two cameos I spotted were Stand Lee and the rather unmissable Lou Ferrigno. (I wouldn't have spotted Lee if it wasn't for the tree trunk walking next to him! lol)

It had it's moments of slight entertainment Dan, but those were ruined by the incredibly low class of the special effects, constant on-screen multi-framing, lack of verisimilitude (Thank you Richard Donner for that wonderful word!!!😀)

As good as Spiderman?!?!?!?!?! Danimal, wash that mouth out with soap and water, right now! Ya hear me? 😛

 

[Oddjob0226]

Wasn't there a Marvel / DC comic a few years ago - Batman vs. Hulk? Jim, if YOU find this guy and there will be so much verisimilitude that... that... I just don't know what.