Polish Sausage

[Illtcklu]

A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "You must be Polish"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something."

" If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?"

"Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"

" Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?"

"Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

"And If I'd asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

" Well, I probably wouldn't."

"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Lmao. Very funny.

Although to be fair, you could have just written the first line and I would have found it just as funny.

*cough*

Anyways...

 

[Illtcklu]

Lmao. Very funny.

Although to be fair, you could have just written the first line and I would have found it just as funny.

*cough*

Anyways...

(and watch as HT uses the above joke to imply something that it shouldn't)

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

(and watch as HT uses the above joke to imply something that it shouldn't)

Too late. I already did.



Copycat. Get your own phrases.

You don't see me copying any of your's, do ya?

*grabs sig and runs into the sunset before he clocks on*