Political Brains

[goddess_nemesis]

A guy walks into a store. He sees three brains on display. One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250. The second is a Democrat Brain, priced at $275. The third is a Republican Brain, priced at $5,000,000.

The guy asks the sales clerk, "Man, why does the Republican brain cost so much more than the other two?"

Clerk replies, "Well, sir, that brain has never been used."

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

oh wow! verrry nice!

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛

I heard the college version of that joke, with a different puchline.

For sale were Professors' brains at $100 per pound, Deans' brains at $400 per pound, and College Presidents' brains at $1,000,000 per pound.

The answer to why the high price for the last item is, "Do you have any idea how many College Presidents we have to kill to get just one pound of brains?" 😛

 

[Tamia78]

Heh...I kinda liked that one.

 

[sole seeker]

LOL - pretty good joke either way.