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Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, three kids who were fishing nearby pulled her out of the water.
She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."
A man walked into a very high-tech bar.
As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please".
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man ever had.
The robot asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', inter-stellar space travel' , 'the latest medical break-throughs', etc........
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tactic.
He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please . "
Again it was supurb. The robot again asked " What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered , "Oh about 100".
So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out " Uh..... ‘bout 50".
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y ?"
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, three kids who were fishing nearby pulled her out of the water.
She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."
A man walked into a very high-tech bar.
As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please".
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man ever had.
The robot asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', inter-stellar space travel' , 'the latest medical break-throughs', etc........
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tactic.
He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please . "
Again it was supurb. The robot again asked " What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered , "Oh about 100".
So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out " Uh..... ‘bout 50".
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y ?"
