bellystrokes
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(disclaimer: This is an old joke, with many variation. This current edition was cut and pasted as received. Does not reflect any political attitudes, one way or the other).
Joke: Clinton, Kerry and Bush are about to be executed....
Bill Clinton is placed against the wall, and just before the order to
shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!" The firing squad falls into a panic
and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion .
John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done. Before the order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado!" Again the squad falls
apartand Kerry slips over the wall thus making his escape.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is
thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the
wall!"
As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction,
he smirks his famous smirk and yells,
"Fire!"
Joke: Clinton, Kerry and Bush are about to be executed....
Bill Clinton is placed against the wall, and just before the order to
shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!" The firing squad falls into a panic
and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion .
John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done. Before the order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado!" Again the squad falls
apartand Kerry slips over the wall thus making his escape.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is
thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the
wall!"
As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction,
he smirks his famous smirk and yells,
"Fire!"
