Pollock Visits A ***** House

[unclebill]

A Polish man goes to a ***** house. The madam is out of women, but since the man is a Pollock she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference.

The Pollock comes out of the room after being with the blow up doll for only five minutes. "How was it???" asks the madam. "Not good at all" says the Pollock. " I bit her nipple, she lets out this huge fart and flew out the window!!!"

 

[bellystrokes]

Well ohmygodski

 

[unclebill]

Well ohmygodski

hmmm......see what happens when I don`t have a hot date on a Saturday night??? I sit around and insult Polish people.

 

[bellystrokes]

hmmm......see what happens when I don`t have a hot date on a Saturday night??? I sit around and insult Polish people.

And on Monday nights, it's Italian??? hehehee

 

[unclebill]

And on Monday nights, it's Italian??? hehehee

Italian soccer moms. hehe

 

[bellystrokes]

Italian soccer moms. hehe

Especially the Sicilian ones

 

[Mastertank1]

Then it's Polack, Uncle Bill;

hmmm......see what happens when I don`t have a hot date on a Saturday night??? I sit around and insult Polish people.

Pollock is a species of fish.

How do you recognize the general in a Polish cavalry unit?
He's the one facing forward on his mule.

How can you tell a Polack is upper class?
His tattoo is spelled right.

 

[bellystrokes]

Also an abstract painter.


How do you take the census in a Polish ghetto?

Roll a quarter down the street.

 

[unclebill]

Pollock is a species of fish.

How do you recognize the general in a Polish cavalry unit?
He's the one facing forward on his mule.

How can you tell a Polack is upper class?
His tattoo is spelled right.

I`ve seen it spelled Pollack as well as Pollock. But what do I know. I`m just a dumb carpenter who used to steal Christmas tree`s.

 

[bellystrokes]

I`ve seen it spelled Pollack as well as Pollock. But what do I know. I`m just a dumb carpenter who used to steal Christmas tree`s.

Are you sure you are not a Polack then???? heheheheh
(I know, the former Pope is going to condemn me to hell--again)

 

[unclebill]

Also an abstract painter.


How do you take the census in a Polish ghetto?

Roll a quarter down the street.

good one, goddesski.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀
Maybe not to Polish members.