Jim was in trouble.
>
>
> He forgot his wedding Anniversary.
>
>
> His wife was really angry.
>
>
> She told him, "Tomorrow Morning, I expect to find a gift in the
> driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
> The next morning Jim got up early and left for work.
>
>
> When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there
> was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
>
> Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
brought
> the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
> bathroom scale.
>
> Jim has been missing since Friday.
>
>
> He forgot his wedding Anniversary.
>
>
> His wife was really angry.
>
>
> She told him, "Tomorrow Morning, I expect to find a gift in the
> driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
> The next morning Jim got up early and left for work.
>
>
> When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there
> was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
>
> Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
brought
> the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
> bathroom scale.
>
> Jim has been missing since Friday.
