Pork and Babes

[sole seeker]

I hope this isn't a repost.



A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.

After a while, the priest put down his book and opened a conversation by saying, "I know that in your religion you're not supposed to eat pork but have you really never even tasted it?"

The rabbi closed his newspaper and responded, "I must tell you the truth. Yes I have, on the odd occasion."

The rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "I know that in your religion, you're supposed to be celibate... but..."

The priest interjected, "Yes, I know what you are going to ask, and yes, I have succumbed to temptation once or twice."

The two resumed their reading. There was silence for a while.

Then the rabbi peeked around his newspaper and said, "Better than pork, isn't it!?"

 

[Dianatklee]

I know I am blonde, but where is the parrot?

Funny joke though.

 

[AffectionateDan]

Ummm...?

Yeah, I gotta go with Diana on this one...

 

[Dianatklee]

Scary you have to go with a blonde.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Fine old classic in the clergy joke genre. 😀

 

[sole seeker]

LOL Boy is my face red.

I double posted the Dubya and the Parrot joke. I couldn't find a way to delete the second copy, so I changed the joke. I thought I also changed the title, but maybe it can't be edited.

Oh well...

 

[AffectionateDan]

LOL Boy is my face red.

I double posted the Dubya and the Parrot joke. I couldn't find a way to delete the second copy, so I changed the joke. I thought I also changed the title, but maybe it can't be edited.

Oh well...

I can fix it, if ya gimme a new title for it.

 

[sole seeker]

I can fix it, if ya gimme a new title for it.

I'm drawing a blank. You can put any name on it you like. I'm pretty sure you can do better than, "A priest and a rabbi meet on a train..."

I'd appreciate it if you fix this snafu.

 

[AffectionateDan]

I had an inspiration. 😉 🙄

 

[sole seeker]

Damn fine title, thanks Danimal.