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Possibly the coolest paper ever written.

Drunk as I am, that strikes me as so awesome that it makes me feel great! Woo! I barely read a single word, and yet it's briliant! Brilliant, I say! Read it and envy the bats, you loveless losers wacking off at a fetish site!
 
Now this is a great story! Everyone I know is freaked out by bats, but I actually adore the little fuckers.

Keep on goin' down, 'lil furballs. 🙂
 
Read it and envy the bats, you loveless losers wacking off at a fetish site!

And this is why we luvs you so much. 😀






....ahem.....it's actually wHacking, but that's just splitting curly little hairs, ain't it? 😉
 
And this is why we luvs you so much. 😀






....ahem.....it's actually wHacking, but that's just splitting curly little hairs, ain't it? 😉

I was also under the influence of a lot of bourbon when I wrote that. Be glad it's written as well as it is.
 
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