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Pothead Monkey, Cottonmouth Lizard

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A lizard is travelling through the jungle when he smells a somewhat familiar odor wafting from the canopy overhead. After climbing the tree he finds a monkey smoking a joint. The lizard says "Hey, that pretty good smoke?" hoping the monkey will invite the lizard to join him. Sure enough the monkey gives a big smile and says "Very good, have a seat." and passes the joint to the lizard. Sure enough, it was indeed very good smoke and before long the lizard started to have the worst cottonmouth. "Man, I'm thirsty." The lizard exclaimed. "Well down that way a little is a watering hole, go get yourself a drink and come back up." The monkey pointed the way and the lizard followed instructions. As the lizard is taking a drink an alligator noticing how red eyed the lizard appears comes up and says "hey man, what's going on?" "There's a monkey in that tree over there that has some really good smoke, just climb up that tree there and see if he'll give you a toke or two." The alligator thanks him and climbs halfway up the tree when the monkey exclaims "DAMN, lizard, how much water did you DRINK?"
 
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