Prayer for the stressed.............

[venray]

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I
had to
Kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step
on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work....

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember........

When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that
people are trying to piss
me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to
extend my middle finger and
tell them
to BITE ME!! Amen

 

[TicklingDuo]

ROFL You're too much, Ray!

Ann

 

[Prime]

thats pretty good..except i don't think i've actually ever done 40% work on wednesday in my life. you have to even it out. 19% everyday..that leaves 5% room for improvement come raise time.