Presenting: Epic Siggie

[Journia]

Ever been in an online debate, and you realize you have a track record for the illogical? I have.

Ever wanted to put up a disclaimer every time you knew you were about to go off the deep end of logic in a thread? I have.

And Now I Can!!!!

With my new and improved, Epic Siggie.

Epic Siggie can do everything you could ever want a siggie to do.
Now, you too can have an epic siggie!

Try epic siggie for yourself, it's sooooo cuuuuuuute!!!

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Hmm,I like Epic Siggie.Epic Siggie seems to be very useful.

 

[CrazyLikeAFox]

If you're like me, you're the kind of discerning poster that likes a siggie with a bold statement and witty charm.

That's why I invented Subtle Siggie. Subtle Siggie shows other posters just what a delightfully sharp stick you are while leaving the blunt hammer-on-head effect of Epic Siggie at home. Subtle Siggie is the last word in multi-purpose signature technology, appropriate to use at parties, formal functions and even funerals.

For just 5 weekly installments of $29.95, you too can be the proud owner of a custom-designed Subtle Siggie that suits your needs.

Subtle Siggie. Because sometimes, we just need to feel better than everyone else.