General Zod
Level of Triple Jade Feather
- Joined
- Apr 20, 2001
- Messages
- 70,461
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In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell
At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle
In prison you get 3 meals a day
At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it
In prison you get time off for good behavior
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open the doors by yourself
In prison you can watch tv and play games
At work you get fired for watching tv and playing games
In prison you get your own toilet
At work you have to share
In prison they allow your friends and family to visit
At work you can't even speak to your family and friends
In prison all expenses are paid by the taxpayer
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic
At work they are called supervisors
At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle
In prison you get 3 meals a day
At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it
In prison you get time off for good behavior
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open the doors by yourself
In prison you can watch tv and play games
At work you get fired for watching tv and playing games
In prison you get your own toilet
At work you have to share
In prison they allow your friends and family to visit
At work you can't even speak to your family and friends
In prison all expenses are paid by the taxpayer
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic
At work they are called supervisors