Proverbs

[bellystrokes]

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>Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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>Man who run in front of car get tired.
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>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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>Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing list. 😀

 

[Illtcklu]

* When camel spits................ DUCK!*

 

[bellystrokes]

You know these are not just amusing, but most of them are true!!!!
Double duty.

 

[Illtcklu]

You know these are not just amusing, but most of them are true!!!!
Double duty.

Double Doody?! EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

 

[bellystrokes]

Double Doody?! EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

I so knew you would do that. Points for the goddess!!!!

 

[Illtcklu]

I so knew you would do that. Points for the goddess!!!!

Wait! We have to have a pow-wow. How many points are we going to give for those that get points? I mean a home run is one point, a slam dunk is two points, a touchdown is six points........


see the dilema? We never ever set the points system.




I know........ I know.............


fuck me............

 

[bellystrokes]

Haven't I already????

 

[tickledgirl]

Great mix of funny gross, and true!



P. S. I love your bunny sig!

 

[bellystrokes]

Great mix of funny gross, and true!



P. S. I love your bunny sig!

The fabulous Gloria Steinem, during her investigative research---seriously.