question....

[Mike3355]

could always try one of them hog tie 5 point systems..

 

[Desparting297]

you could always book a hotel.

 

[featheredfeet]

mummification!!!!

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

I guess we can rule out super glue, duct tape, and nail guns. 😉 You can do your own under the mattress restraints using lengths of rope or several leather belts. . Buying the padded cuffs to then attach is a good idea. A sleeping bag will allow some basic mummification. The hog-tie, or in your case hottie-tie, suggestions are good too. Y'all have fun!! You may be able to buy a bed frame at Goodwill or a furniture rental store or on Craigslist for cheap.