Tom Tickle
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Right, one down and two to go. First impressions about Lucy? Jaw-droppingly pretty.
Nina was beautiful in a naughty, sexy way, but Lucy’s golden locks and stunningly beautiful blue eyes combined with her soft pout give her an irresistibly vulnerable, kittenish quality, despite her being about as tall as your interviewer. Her legs are something else; long and toned and tanned, leading up to an incredible double act of hips and bottom that seem to give her the look of a ‘real’ woman, but remain the ability to induce fantasy.
Her tummy, visible under a crop-top, is deliciously contoured and looks vulnerable to the slightest stroke, and her breasts – her breasts! – Quite exquisite in every respect; sheer size, angle of the nipples (from what I can see), prominence, and movement. If they’re fake, then I’m George Clooney. If they’re real, then I must have died and gone to heaven.
Her face is a heart shaped delicate study in charm and cuteness. Her body is outrageously sexy, but her face is youthful, wholesome and rouged around the cheeks. She’s the girl-next-door from Hollywood, and her voice is exuberant, cheeky and kisses your ears with an infectious, lilting giggle.
Who are you?
Lucy Natalia Fox
When and where were you born?
12th May 1989 in Bournemouth, Dorset… England!
What is your favorite song of all time?
Open with a toughy, why don’t you? Let’s see… something perky and poppy, like Bananarama or Kylie. If I’m out and hit the dance floor, Jamiroqui or Basement Jaxx.. two X’s… always get a response from me. I really don’t have a favourite song, sorry! (smiles amiably).
Do you like to bake/cook?
I do! Perhaps you guys would like to know that I knock up a great cheesecake. Do you like cheesecake? (Interviewer nods eagerly, thinking ‘especially smeared all over your - ed. Don’t ruin it!)
Do you believe in ghosts?
Oh I try and keep an open mind. I kinda do but I’d hate to see one, euhhrr! (quivers delight- ed. Calm down)
Winter or summer?
(sings and shimmies) In the Summer time/ when the weather is hot… yep, summer is the season for pool parties and misbehaving.
If you could pick anyone dead or alive to have lunch with, who would it be?
My 'teddy bear', Ozzy and my sisters, oh and the doc of course! Perhaps Welly could be there, and Heidi, not that Welly is more important than Heidi… sorry Hei’! (i'd like to point out that Ozzy is infact a 68-year old professor)
…Famous people?
Famous people? Jim Carrey? He’s hysterical, and very cute. (Interviewer despairs)
What are your "comfy clothes"?
My crop-top which says ‘kitten’ across the bust, and some tracky bottoms. Just right for lounging around in. the top has shrunken a little since I went to a double F, but I think that was planned.
…Planned?
Well, Ozzy bought it while I was still growing. I was eighteen. I might hit G before my 21st (Interviewer chews his thumb while relishing this thought).
If you were one of the seven dwarfs, who would you be?
Before Barbara get’s a chance to say ‘well Lucy would be dopey, of course’… there, got in there first! Haha, I think happy would right for me. I think Babs would be Doc… or the evil witch.
Do you believe in heaven and hell?
Heaven? hopefully. Hell? Perhaps, although it’s all probably a little more complicated than how the Bible describes.
So, you believe in God?
Let’s not… (waves us on)
Rolling Stones or Beatles?
How old is the guy asking this? Get with it Grandad! Even Oasis and Blur are old men now (Interviewer looks for his pipe and slippers).
What colour are your eyes?
Deep blue, and proud to say one of my best features, in my humble opinion (smiling coquettish- stop it! Ed)
What sort of character would you play in a comic book (hero, humorous sidekick, villian, that abrasive newspaper guy, etc.)
The sexiest heroine alive, who always gets tied up and tickled by the villain, or has to fight a tentacled sex monster, hahahahahaah… I liked that question, very good!
… oh, (wincing) Do you…err… like comics?
Well I don’t read them, but I quite like the films, ‘specially spider-man! Nice guy, nice suit! (Where has that wholesome look gone?)… anything with a hot guy in a figure-hugging suit.
If you were to pick one room in the Mansion to be trapped in, what would it be?
I can think of several neat rooms to become ‘trapped’ in. Would the guy whose question it is like to be trapped with me?
If you were one word, what word would you be?
Insatiable! It’s my favourite word! Well apart from ‘tingleyticklelick’, and ‘ramparts!’ which is when Oswald says (her voice drops an octave) ‘let me lay siege to your ramparts!’
He’s incredibly funny. I still crease when he mentions it.
If you could time travel, what would be your first stop?
Well I suppose any age when the men wore feathers in their hats - lot’s of potential for tickling - and tights, so I could see their penises stiffen as they tickled me…with their feathers. I could also tickle their cock and balls through the thin tights and they would seduce me as English gentlemen should… I have my fantasies as well, boys.
What is your natural hair color?
Dark blonde, but a little fairer on top, see? (shows the interviewer luscious waves of golden hair).
How many people are in your family?
I count my family as Nina, Babs, Oswald, The Doc, Welly and… well really I don’t see enough of the others, sorry guys…so five I suppose, six including me.
Favorite Rapper
Will Smith. He’s a lot more friendly than most rappers, who pour hate on women in their lyrics.
What’s the First Thing You Notice In A Boy?
His face… not like a Hollywood face, but with a kindness and openess. People have a rough time understanding why I would go with Ozzy… once you find out how nice someone can be, how special they make you feel, then it doesn’t matter how old or podgy they are, plus, he’s got a very deep, soft voice. That never hurts!
What language would you like to speak fluently?
English! Hehehe, oh I’m afraid it would be French, perhaps Spanish.
How many kids (or any at all) would you want to have?
I’m 19! No offence to the girls raising kids at that age, but personally I don’t think about kids all the time I’m having this much fun.
Which religion do you choose to follow?
One thing that Ozzy taught me is that religion causes more problems than it solves. It’s always sounded like such a drag. I did Religious Instruction at my old school until I started bunking off to find hot, horny boys.
Performing Arts, Fine Arts, or Sports?
I wouldn’t say I’m a sports freak, but I have to keep fit and shapely so I play racquet games and I’m never far from the pool. Oh, and I do know how to do the breast-stroke, so stop sniggering at the back! I’ve never been great at art, although people say I’m a natural performer. I can hold a tune pretty well, but I’m no Mariah Carey! (Interviewer ponders her singing 'Touch My Body')...
Riding horses or riding dolphins?
Horses are immense and a little intimidating. I’d rather hold on to Flipper (spontaneously attempts a dolphin chirrup, the crazy mare)… hahahaaah… I can’t believe I just did that in front of you. Don’t put that in! (Ed. it shows a kooky side; geeks love kooky. Leave it in)
Are you fed up of all these questions?
(still laughing pleasingly from last question, folds arms over boobs to stop them wobbling. Not working) hahaha…heheheehee…carry on…
Fish or Fowl?
Ooh dearehehehe… sorry?- I don’t get it. Fish or fowl? For what?..oh well, I’ll say fish if it moves us to the next question.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Usually it’s an egg. All chickens come from eggs, but not all eggs come from chickens. Something before chickens were around laid an egg, and that egg hatched into a chick. En. Did that answer the question for you, darling?
What is your favorite color?
My hair band for my shoots is crimson, so is my suit. I haven’t got a car but I’m sure that will be red. I quite like a kind of mustard-yellow, not like babs’ suit. That’s gold. It’s kind of pastel yellow. It’s a warm soothing colour. I’d have it in all my rooms, or our rooms.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Sooo….how much…wood could a woodchuck… what in hell is a wood chuck anyway? What dingbat sent that in?
…Yeah, it’s a bad one…
Beach or mountain?
Beach, no question. What would I get from being up a mountain?
Left handed or right handed?
Right handed, for all that it matters.
Who do you count on when feeling down?
It depends. Sometimes Ozzy, other times my sisters and then there’s always Welly! I can always call Heidi. We tried a few things out at college… I was curious and she had the hots for me. She’s always been there for me since that night.
Do you plan in advance?
For what? (refrain from jokes about Oswald’s funeral) I do what I feel like when it suits me. The doc gets us gigs, we suit up and we have the time of our lives.
What attracts you most?
To men? I’ll admit there are things about Ozzy that we both know could be better, but he has a lot going for him. I like nice big hands, which he has. I’m not really into fatties, but Oswald is just the right side of podgy (nearly choking here), and he has the most wonderful lamb-chops; just right for tickling my thighs when he’s… down there (must invest in sick bag)
Do you hold hands when you walk in public?
Ozzy is very affectionate and doesn’t care who knows it. I know really he’s showing me off to the world, but when we hold hands, it feels natural. I hold Nina’s hand occasionally, and if I’m out with Heidi, we’ll hold each other’s hands. Oswald is very keen on getting Heidi round one evening. I think we all know why.
How many hobbies do you have?
Enough to fill the day. If there aren’t shoots to attend, friends to see, or cloths to buy, there are still more than enough facilities, tickling or otherwise, to occupy us.
Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?
Oswald. He’s parting my bath robe. There’s no frenzy of cold fingers, just a warm reassuring presence under my right breast. It’s the first time we’ve been alone together as adults. Just he and I looking into each other’s eyes. It’s a very sweet moment.
Do you say "I love you" in the relationship?
It’s usually him to be honest, but he knows that I love him. Really he doesn’t need to say it; he writes beautiful poems for me. I usually cry when I read them, but then he comforts me and says, ‘I can only make them so beautiful because they are a reflection of what I see in you every day’. He has a way with words. (smiles sweetly)
Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet. Do you go with them?
Only if Ozzy were allowed to come with me to protect me, although I’m sure if they were interested in tickling me, he’d be happy to watch. I’d imagine they’d have some lovely contraptions for tickling.
Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
Waking up with Oswald, and letting him do things to me which I’m sure you guys would try doing, but only half as much and half as effectively, hehe! (She’s lost it)
If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
Having to go to different enclosures to be tickled over and over again by exotic forms of life I’ve never heard of… oh, I am doing that!
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Well, I’d take the mansion and stick on an aviary, an aquarium (bigger than Bab’s one) and a greenhouse, so I could just go through all my favourite encounters again and again! I did say I’m insatiable.
If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
Dr Feather finger, just so I could see what he has planned for us! He never tells us anything, and I’d dance around to see what he would be like.
…Hysterical, I imagine...'you got to dooo it/ you got to mooove it/ you're - feelin' fine'...
Hehehe… don’t, please!
If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
Something like sushi. It’s very healthy, very tasty and wasabi makes you feel hot.
What is your favourite word?
Insatiable, of course.
What makes you cry?
In a good way? Oswald’s beautiful letters and poems. In a bad way? Some of the mean things people have said about our relationship, although that doesn’t bother me as much now, it used to tear me up inside.
What makes you laugh?
Anything and everything, which is a bonus when you’re letting yourself get tickled for money… and science! (giggles)
If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
A cuddly bunny, because they’re cute and get lots of action.
If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?
Buy a big yacht for myself and Ozzy. The girls could all visit, so we could all go looking for exotic sea life… I sound like babs!. But I have everything I could want, except for a yacht. Ozzy loves boats too… (rolls eyes) he has a captain’s hat and models of boats in his house. Boys and their toys, huh?
Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
Half full of course.
Who was your hero as a child?
That’s a hard one - ha, sorry –question! Belle from Beauty and the beast. ‘there must be more than this provincial life’ (that’s why I want to make Belle My wife! steady there, Gaston! –Ed)
If you could date an actor, who would it be?
Ooh, somebody funny… can I say Jim Carrey again?
Yes.
Good. Jim Carrey or anyone who can make me cry with laughter!
What do you do for fun?
I like listening to music in my room, on my own or with others. I really love singing, as you’ve probably guessed! I like entertaining people…Dancing (smiles naughtily and bops up and down. Up and down. Up…and down. She looks at this pile of sweating putty that was once a interviewer) Hahahahaah!
Ahaaha…Are you an outdoor or an indoor person?
I love getting out in the sun, usually in something very revealing. It’s very exciting walking down the street in a plunging summer top and micro skirt. The reactions of people are really varied. I was once told off by a policeman for being a danger to traffic! Some guy was just driving past and shouted ‘Holy Sh-‘ before hitting a truck, Silly boy! He was okay in the end. I have a lot of things I like doing indoors, but I think the guys can guess what they might be.
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?
Try to have as much great sex as I could, although I probably wouldn’t feel like that at first. That’s not a very nice question.
…No, it’s not is it…What…
No.
Oh…What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?
Fun… sexy… sweet. I hope!
Where do you see yourself in five years?
More of this, perhaps involving Ozzy a little more. Not that I think he should get involved with the creatures. They don’t like men at all!
What are you most proud of in your life?
I would say the kind of person I’ve become. I used to be a little flippant with people’s feelings, but I hope that’s changed. I like to think I’m not too concerned with my own appearance, although I do care about certain things, like how I look on camera, but that’s for the fans but I’m not a haughty or aloof bitch, like a lot of ‘hot girls’ and I like to think I’m a fun, sensitive and friendly person who can talk to anyone. So come on boys, don’t be frightened. I don’t bite… just nibble! (Interviewer crosses his legs)
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?
Well unless you’re not counting the thousands of creatures in and around the mansion that the doctor ‘works’ on, then I have to say just Wellington, my great lolloping bloodhound. He’s very sweet but also very slobbery. Barbara and the Doc aren’t big fans. Kind of hypocritical when they work with gooey things that actually look like slobber…
Who do you admire most?
Lots of people, although no one famous. I admire everyone I know in a different way. One example is Nina and how funny and clever she is. Babs is very clever… probably clever than Dominic, who is just the maddest, cutest and most hilarious guy I’ve ever known. Are you going to interview him? Send me his answers if you do! I’ve never thought of myself as being ‘clever’, but if people think I’m a dumb blonde then they don’t know me.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
No, I didn’t think it was a good idea because we have to look untainted for the camera. I don’t think they look all that hot either. Just my view.
When do you plan on getting married?
(chuckles) no way! I don’t think I could do that to myself. Ozzy and I know exactly how each other feels. I don’t want to complicate something this good.
Get the number or give the number?
I’m usually given them. I’ve never tried to get a number.
Romance or Kinky Sex?
It depends on how I feel and what Ozzy wants. With my work it’s always the latter, so getting kisses and cuddles from Ozzy or Heidi always gives me a warm tingle.
How do you feel?
Quiet warm at the minute. Can I open the window a little?
What size shoe do you wear?
6 or so. That’s quite small for my height. Do we have a foot tickler amongst our number?
…I guess there are a few...
Yeeahhh? As long as they work there way up my body...
Ahem!...Water or 100% Juice?
I find if it’s too strong, it gives me (looks me in the eye, half smiling) ‘tummy’ problems.
You mean you…
(she just looks at me. I’m to take a hint, apparently)
Would you rather be hot or cold?
I’m trying to cool down a little right now.
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
Excuse me?...(Interviewer pulls the ‘don’t shoot the messenger’ face) Oh well Mr Leatherface, I suppose an arm…
…That was very blasé! Why an arm?
Why? Have you seen these pins? Hahaha!
Favourite Place to Eat?
A nice Italian or seafood restaurant. Sushi bars are great too. You get a better class of waiter flirting with you!
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
Anything like that is great. I can see where I’m going wrong with my own technique. I’m not sure about opera, although Dominic took us to a ‘rock-opera’ but that might just be his way of describing it.
What is your favourite clothing brand?
Oh, I’m really not that bothered! Mother nature?
If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
Well as I’m the only one not driving, I guess when I pass my test I’ll get something a little more practical than Nina’s penis on wheels. A cute little Italian number. One of those sweet cars that work on apple juice hahahaha! No, I’m sure a little Nissan or something will get me around.
You’re favourite Disney Films?
Beauty and the Beast, no question. I suppose Nina said Little Mermaid…
…Um, no she didn’t.
No?!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was chasing Nina!
Where is Waldo?
On the bookshelf… get it ?
…yes, good one…
Favorite element?
Like bronze (not an element, kids)?... oh, okay… well I enjoy a swim and I grew to know Oswald at the aquarium, so water for me.
What was your last thought?
Your crotch! ( interviewer looks over apprehensively)
…cheeky…
It looks like a budgie down there, hahaha!
…I assure you it isn’t…
I think it is. Does it tickle?
Ahem - that was naughty - Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
Hehehe… I can go for milk and cookies at bed time, but you’re more likely to find me nibbling on a cheesy biscuit (creases with laughter) I’m… I’m sorry… your face! Hahahahaah (she has a very sexy laugh, readers).
Favorite fruit?
Anything tropical. I like Kiwi fruits…
…like a homosexual from New Zealand, hehe?
Erm…(an allegorical tumble weed blows through the room, stopping to admire Lucy, before rolling on again) you don’t get out much, do you?
…erm, no… (ed. Nice one, joke boy!)
Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?
It’s quite nasty when a cough gets on your chest, but as I laugh quite a lot then a bad laugh has to be worse.
Are you a cat or a dog person?
Dog! I have the nicest dog anyone could wish for.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
I don’t like those kinds of questions. Don’t test me on that, please. It kind of trivialises the struggle of people with these problems.
Define yourself in 3 words...
Good. In. bed. Hahahaha, you said!... (interviewer half smiles at her) you said three words!
Do you eat cold cereal at night?
(looking a little unsettled) yessss?
What is your favorite TV show?
I don’t watch too much TV to be honest, although I think I could do well on a talent show. What does Simon Cowell know anyway?
Kill the spider or let it out?
I won’t go near it! Let Oswald deal with it. I always check the shower after that film where it drops down that girl’s cleavage…euughh! That big bully Oswald caught a wolf spider one day and kept pretending to throw it at my top!
Do you shower every single day?
Oh yeah! I love taking showers, for whatever reason. Guys love it when they find you in the shower, singing softly. If you guys ever find me in the shower, don’t hesitate to join me, unless you’re really disgusting.
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
I’ve always been taught it’s better to offer them food than money, as many are on drugs or drink. It’s pretty harsh, haha, sorry!
What is your favorite Pj Fabric
Well I just wear my top and knickers, or nothing if it’s warm enough.
Where do you want to travel next?
Pleasure Island. I can’t wait!
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
Quite honestly, I have no idea. Probably run in the other direction as fast as I could! Hahaha, who sent that in?
…some tosser…
What is your favourite food?
Sushi – seafood – Italian or French cuisine. Nothing too heavy though, so I guess that rules out French!
What is your favourite place?
I don’t really know. I love it here, as I can do whatever I want and there are so many ways to keep entertained. I love visiting Ozzy as his house is very homely. He’s really put an effort in since I started coming over at weekends. The places we’ve been sent to for the films… well they’re pretty special. What you never see is the amazing technology keeping everything at the right temperature and humidity. They’re really incredible buildings to keep everything so close but safe from each other… I can’t give you a favourite. And I forgot Prickly Hills.
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
To not have to work out as much, and eat what the hell I like to keep myself like this (interviewer looks her over. To quote Darth Vader, ‘Impressive. Most Impressive’ – Ed:I give up).
Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
I’ll leave Gatorade to the American football players. Just water for me, although i wouldn't mind serving Gatorade to the football players!
Favorite body part?
Of mine? I like my deep blue eyes. Even if a guy isn’t into boobs or legs, he usually comments on my eyes, as do a lot of girls. Oswald calls them ‘Cerulean galaxies’. Nobody has ever said something that wonderful about them since. A few have tried, even Dominic. Not even close!
With a man, I go for tall men with big arms. show me your guns.
Err.. excuse me?
(leans over and gives the interviewers right bicep a squeeze) yeah, yours are pretty average.
Um… I don’t take steroids.
No, they’re nice.
Ahem…Flip flops or sandals?
I shuffle around in slippers at home, although if I’m out I’ll wear little strappy sandals.
What do you do on Fridays?
Sometimes I’ll be out with the girls, just to look at men. Sometimes I’ll go round Ozzy’s house. He’s not too keen on me going clubbing, as he says there are always 5 men to every woman. What’s wrong with that?
Do you like bananas?
Perhaps? I hope we’re not attracting any 12 year olds to the fan club…
…Why is that?
It just seems a very immature question.
How tall are you?
Last time I checked, I was about 5’10 ½’’ which is a lot taller than average, but still shorter than Babs. We have the same father and he was about 6’4’’ at least. I like guys to be taller than me. I think Oswald is 6’2’’, just taller than Babs.
I reckon Doris is the tallest girl I’ve ever seen. She’s at least 6’4’’! that is scary!
What are your measurements?
Thirty six double F, Twenty four, Thirty four.
…Cheers Lucy (holds out hand)…
A pleasure (leans in, pushing her bountiful bosom forth and pecks interviewer on the cheek, before retiring. Interviewer holds cheek, aghast).
CRIKEY!
Nina was beautiful in a naughty, sexy way, but Lucy’s golden locks and stunningly beautiful blue eyes combined with her soft pout give her an irresistibly vulnerable, kittenish quality, despite her being about as tall as your interviewer. Her legs are something else; long and toned and tanned, leading up to an incredible double act of hips and bottom that seem to give her the look of a ‘real’ woman, but remain the ability to induce fantasy.
Her tummy, visible under a crop-top, is deliciously contoured and looks vulnerable to the slightest stroke, and her breasts – her breasts! – Quite exquisite in every respect; sheer size, angle of the nipples (from what I can see), prominence, and movement. If they’re fake, then I’m George Clooney. If they’re real, then I must have died and gone to heaven.
Her face is a heart shaped delicate study in charm and cuteness. Her body is outrageously sexy, but her face is youthful, wholesome and rouged around the cheeks. She’s the girl-next-door from Hollywood, and her voice is exuberant, cheeky and kisses your ears with an infectious, lilting giggle.
Who are you?
Lucy Natalia Fox
When and where were you born?
12th May 1989 in Bournemouth, Dorset… England!
What is your favorite song of all time?
Open with a toughy, why don’t you? Let’s see… something perky and poppy, like Bananarama or Kylie. If I’m out and hit the dance floor, Jamiroqui or Basement Jaxx.. two X’s… always get a response from me. I really don’t have a favourite song, sorry! (smiles amiably).
Do you like to bake/cook?
I do! Perhaps you guys would like to know that I knock up a great cheesecake. Do you like cheesecake? (Interviewer nods eagerly, thinking ‘especially smeared all over your - ed. Don’t ruin it!)
Do you believe in ghosts?
Oh I try and keep an open mind. I kinda do but I’d hate to see one, euhhrr! (quivers delight- ed. Calm down)
Winter or summer?
(sings and shimmies) In the Summer time/ when the weather is hot… yep, summer is the season for pool parties and misbehaving.
If you could pick anyone dead or alive to have lunch with, who would it be?
My 'teddy bear', Ozzy and my sisters, oh and the doc of course! Perhaps Welly could be there, and Heidi, not that Welly is more important than Heidi… sorry Hei’! (i'd like to point out that Ozzy is infact a 68-year old professor)
…Famous people?
Famous people? Jim Carrey? He’s hysterical, and very cute. (Interviewer despairs)
What are your "comfy clothes"?
My crop-top which says ‘kitten’ across the bust, and some tracky bottoms. Just right for lounging around in. the top has shrunken a little since I went to a double F, but I think that was planned.
…Planned?
Well, Ozzy bought it while I was still growing. I was eighteen. I might hit G before my 21st (Interviewer chews his thumb while relishing this thought).
If you were one of the seven dwarfs, who would you be?
Before Barbara get’s a chance to say ‘well Lucy would be dopey, of course’… there, got in there first! Haha, I think happy would right for me. I think Babs would be Doc… or the evil witch.
Do you believe in heaven and hell?
Heaven? hopefully. Hell? Perhaps, although it’s all probably a little more complicated than how the Bible describes.
So, you believe in God?
Let’s not… (waves us on)
Rolling Stones or Beatles?
How old is the guy asking this? Get with it Grandad! Even Oasis and Blur are old men now (Interviewer looks for his pipe and slippers).
What colour are your eyes?
Deep blue, and proud to say one of my best features, in my humble opinion (smiling coquettish- stop it! Ed)
What sort of character would you play in a comic book (hero, humorous sidekick, villian, that abrasive newspaper guy, etc.)
The sexiest heroine alive, who always gets tied up and tickled by the villain, or has to fight a tentacled sex monster, hahahahahaah… I liked that question, very good!
… oh, (wincing) Do you…err… like comics?
Well I don’t read them, but I quite like the films, ‘specially spider-man! Nice guy, nice suit! (Where has that wholesome look gone?)… anything with a hot guy in a figure-hugging suit.
If you were to pick one room in the Mansion to be trapped in, what would it be?
I can think of several neat rooms to become ‘trapped’ in. Would the guy whose question it is like to be trapped with me?
If you were one word, what word would you be?
Insatiable! It’s my favourite word! Well apart from ‘tingleyticklelick’, and ‘ramparts!’ which is when Oswald says (her voice drops an octave) ‘let me lay siege to your ramparts!’
He’s incredibly funny. I still crease when he mentions it.
If you could time travel, what would be your first stop?
Well I suppose any age when the men wore feathers in their hats - lot’s of potential for tickling - and tights, so I could see their penises stiffen as they tickled me…with their feathers. I could also tickle their cock and balls through the thin tights and they would seduce me as English gentlemen should… I have my fantasies as well, boys.
What is your natural hair color?
Dark blonde, but a little fairer on top, see? (shows the interviewer luscious waves of golden hair).
How many people are in your family?
I count my family as Nina, Babs, Oswald, The Doc, Welly and… well really I don’t see enough of the others, sorry guys…so five I suppose, six including me.
Favorite Rapper
Will Smith. He’s a lot more friendly than most rappers, who pour hate on women in their lyrics.
What’s the First Thing You Notice In A Boy?
His face… not like a Hollywood face, but with a kindness and openess. People have a rough time understanding why I would go with Ozzy… once you find out how nice someone can be, how special they make you feel, then it doesn’t matter how old or podgy they are, plus, he’s got a very deep, soft voice. That never hurts!
What language would you like to speak fluently?
English! Hehehe, oh I’m afraid it would be French, perhaps Spanish.
How many kids (or any at all) would you want to have?
I’m 19! No offence to the girls raising kids at that age, but personally I don’t think about kids all the time I’m having this much fun.
Which religion do you choose to follow?
One thing that Ozzy taught me is that religion causes more problems than it solves. It’s always sounded like such a drag. I did Religious Instruction at my old school until I started bunking off to find hot, horny boys.
Performing Arts, Fine Arts, or Sports?
I wouldn’t say I’m a sports freak, but I have to keep fit and shapely so I play racquet games and I’m never far from the pool. Oh, and I do know how to do the breast-stroke, so stop sniggering at the back! I’ve never been great at art, although people say I’m a natural performer. I can hold a tune pretty well, but I’m no Mariah Carey! (Interviewer ponders her singing 'Touch My Body')...
Riding horses or riding dolphins?
Horses are immense and a little intimidating. I’d rather hold on to Flipper (spontaneously attempts a dolphin chirrup, the crazy mare)… hahahaaah… I can’t believe I just did that in front of you. Don’t put that in! (Ed. it shows a kooky side; geeks love kooky. Leave it in)
Are you fed up of all these questions?
(still laughing pleasingly from last question, folds arms over boobs to stop them wobbling. Not working) hahaha…heheheehee…carry on…
Fish or Fowl?
Ooh dearehehehe… sorry?- I don’t get it. Fish or fowl? For what?..oh well, I’ll say fish if it moves us to the next question.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Usually it’s an egg. All chickens come from eggs, but not all eggs come from chickens. Something before chickens were around laid an egg, and that egg hatched into a chick. En. Did that answer the question for you, darling?
What is your favorite color?
My hair band for my shoots is crimson, so is my suit. I haven’t got a car but I’m sure that will be red. I quite like a kind of mustard-yellow, not like babs’ suit. That’s gold. It’s kind of pastel yellow. It’s a warm soothing colour. I’d have it in all my rooms, or our rooms.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Sooo….how much…wood could a woodchuck… what in hell is a wood chuck anyway? What dingbat sent that in?
…Yeah, it’s a bad one…
Beach or mountain?
Beach, no question. What would I get from being up a mountain?
Left handed or right handed?
Right handed, for all that it matters.
Who do you count on when feeling down?
It depends. Sometimes Ozzy, other times my sisters and then there’s always Welly! I can always call Heidi. We tried a few things out at college… I was curious and she had the hots for me. She’s always been there for me since that night.
Do you plan in advance?
For what? (refrain from jokes about Oswald’s funeral) I do what I feel like when it suits me. The doc gets us gigs, we suit up and we have the time of our lives.
What attracts you most?
To men? I’ll admit there are things about Ozzy that we both know could be better, but he has a lot going for him. I like nice big hands, which he has. I’m not really into fatties, but Oswald is just the right side of podgy (nearly choking here), and he has the most wonderful lamb-chops; just right for tickling my thighs when he’s… down there (must invest in sick bag)
Do you hold hands when you walk in public?
Ozzy is very affectionate and doesn’t care who knows it. I know really he’s showing me off to the world, but when we hold hands, it feels natural. I hold Nina’s hand occasionally, and if I’m out with Heidi, we’ll hold each other’s hands. Oswald is very keen on getting Heidi round one evening. I think we all know why.
How many hobbies do you have?
Enough to fill the day. If there aren’t shoots to attend, friends to see, or cloths to buy, there are still more than enough facilities, tickling or otherwise, to occupy us.
Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?
Oswald. He’s parting my bath robe. There’s no frenzy of cold fingers, just a warm reassuring presence under my right breast. It’s the first time we’ve been alone together as adults. Just he and I looking into each other’s eyes. It’s a very sweet moment.
Do you say "I love you" in the relationship?
It’s usually him to be honest, but he knows that I love him. Really he doesn’t need to say it; he writes beautiful poems for me. I usually cry when I read them, but then he comforts me and says, ‘I can only make them so beautiful because they are a reflection of what I see in you every day’. He has a way with words. (smiles sweetly)
Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet. Do you go with them?
Only if Ozzy were allowed to come with me to protect me, although I’m sure if they were interested in tickling me, he’d be happy to watch. I’d imagine they’d have some lovely contraptions for tickling.
Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
Waking up with Oswald, and letting him do things to me which I’m sure you guys would try doing, but only half as much and half as effectively, hehe! (She’s lost it)
If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
Having to go to different enclosures to be tickled over and over again by exotic forms of life I’ve never heard of… oh, I am doing that!
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Well, I’d take the mansion and stick on an aviary, an aquarium (bigger than Bab’s one) and a greenhouse, so I could just go through all my favourite encounters again and again! I did say I’m insatiable.
If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
Dr Feather finger, just so I could see what he has planned for us! He never tells us anything, and I’d dance around to see what he would be like.
…Hysterical, I imagine...'you got to dooo it/ you got to mooove it/ you're - feelin' fine'...
Hehehe… don’t, please!
If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
Something like sushi. It’s very healthy, very tasty and wasabi makes you feel hot.
What is your favourite word?
Insatiable, of course.
What makes you cry?
In a good way? Oswald’s beautiful letters and poems. In a bad way? Some of the mean things people have said about our relationship, although that doesn’t bother me as much now, it used to tear me up inside.
What makes you laugh?
Anything and everything, which is a bonus when you’re letting yourself get tickled for money… and science! (giggles)
If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
A cuddly bunny, because they’re cute and get lots of action.
If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?
Buy a big yacht for myself and Ozzy. The girls could all visit, so we could all go looking for exotic sea life… I sound like babs!. But I have everything I could want, except for a yacht. Ozzy loves boats too… (rolls eyes) he has a captain’s hat and models of boats in his house. Boys and their toys, huh?
Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
Half full of course.
Who was your hero as a child?
That’s a hard one - ha, sorry –question! Belle from Beauty and the beast. ‘there must be more than this provincial life’ (that’s why I want to make Belle My wife! steady there, Gaston! –Ed)
If you could date an actor, who would it be?
Ooh, somebody funny… can I say Jim Carrey again?
Yes.
Good. Jim Carrey or anyone who can make me cry with laughter!
What do you do for fun?
I like listening to music in my room, on my own or with others. I really love singing, as you’ve probably guessed! I like entertaining people…Dancing (smiles naughtily and bops up and down. Up and down. Up…and down. She looks at this pile of sweating putty that was once a interviewer) Hahahahaah!
Ahaaha…Are you an outdoor or an indoor person?
I love getting out in the sun, usually in something very revealing. It’s very exciting walking down the street in a plunging summer top and micro skirt. The reactions of people are really varied. I was once told off by a policeman for being a danger to traffic! Some guy was just driving past and shouted ‘Holy Sh-‘ before hitting a truck, Silly boy! He was okay in the end. I have a lot of things I like doing indoors, but I think the guys can guess what they might be.
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?
Try to have as much great sex as I could, although I probably wouldn’t feel like that at first. That’s not a very nice question.
…No, it’s not is it…What…
No.
Oh…What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?
Fun… sexy… sweet. I hope!
Where do you see yourself in five years?
More of this, perhaps involving Ozzy a little more. Not that I think he should get involved with the creatures. They don’t like men at all!
What are you most proud of in your life?
I would say the kind of person I’ve become. I used to be a little flippant with people’s feelings, but I hope that’s changed. I like to think I’m not too concerned with my own appearance, although I do care about certain things, like how I look on camera, but that’s for the fans but I’m not a haughty or aloof bitch, like a lot of ‘hot girls’ and I like to think I’m a fun, sensitive and friendly person who can talk to anyone. So come on boys, don’t be frightened. I don’t bite… just nibble! (Interviewer crosses his legs)
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?
Well unless you’re not counting the thousands of creatures in and around the mansion that the doctor ‘works’ on, then I have to say just Wellington, my great lolloping bloodhound. He’s very sweet but also very slobbery. Barbara and the Doc aren’t big fans. Kind of hypocritical when they work with gooey things that actually look like slobber…
Who do you admire most?
Lots of people, although no one famous. I admire everyone I know in a different way. One example is Nina and how funny and clever she is. Babs is very clever… probably clever than Dominic, who is just the maddest, cutest and most hilarious guy I’ve ever known. Are you going to interview him? Send me his answers if you do! I’ve never thought of myself as being ‘clever’, but if people think I’m a dumb blonde then they don’t know me.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
No, I didn’t think it was a good idea because we have to look untainted for the camera. I don’t think they look all that hot either. Just my view.
When do you plan on getting married?
(chuckles) no way! I don’t think I could do that to myself. Ozzy and I know exactly how each other feels. I don’t want to complicate something this good.
Get the number or give the number?
I’m usually given them. I’ve never tried to get a number.
Romance or Kinky Sex?
It depends on how I feel and what Ozzy wants. With my work it’s always the latter, so getting kisses and cuddles from Ozzy or Heidi always gives me a warm tingle.
How do you feel?
Quiet warm at the minute. Can I open the window a little?
What size shoe do you wear?
6 or so. That’s quite small for my height. Do we have a foot tickler amongst our number?
…I guess there are a few...
Yeeahhh? As long as they work there way up my body...
Ahem!...Water or 100% Juice?
I find if it’s too strong, it gives me (looks me in the eye, half smiling) ‘tummy’ problems.
You mean you…
(she just looks at me. I’m to take a hint, apparently)
Would you rather be hot or cold?
I’m trying to cool down a little right now.
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
Excuse me?...(Interviewer pulls the ‘don’t shoot the messenger’ face) Oh well Mr Leatherface, I suppose an arm…
…That was very blasé! Why an arm?
Why? Have you seen these pins? Hahaha!
Favourite Place to Eat?
A nice Italian or seafood restaurant. Sushi bars are great too. You get a better class of waiter flirting with you!
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
Anything like that is great. I can see where I’m going wrong with my own technique. I’m not sure about opera, although Dominic took us to a ‘rock-opera’ but that might just be his way of describing it.
What is your favourite clothing brand?
Oh, I’m really not that bothered! Mother nature?
If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
Well as I’m the only one not driving, I guess when I pass my test I’ll get something a little more practical than Nina’s penis on wheels. A cute little Italian number. One of those sweet cars that work on apple juice hahahaha! No, I’m sure a little Nissan or something will get me around.
You’re favourite Disney Films?
Beauty and the Beast, no question. I suppose Nina said Little Mermaid…
…Um, no she didn’t.
No?!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was chasing Nina!
Where is Waldo?
On the bookshelf… get it ?
…yes, good one…
Favorite element?
Like bronze (not an element, kids)?... oh, okay… well I enjoy a swim and I grew to know Oswald at the aquarium, so water for me.
What was your last thought?
Your crotch! ( interviewer looks over apprehensively)
…cheeky…
It looks like a budgie down there, hahaha!
…I assure you it isn’t…
I think it is. Does it tickle?
Ahem - that was naughty - Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
Hehehe… I can go for milk and cookies at bed time, but you’re more likely to find me nibbling on a cheesy biscuit (creases with laughter) I’m… I’m sorry… your face! Hahahahaah (she has a very sexy laugh, readers).
Favorite fruit?
Anything tropical. I like Kiwi fruits…
…like a homosexual from New Zealand, hehe?
Erm…(an allegorical tumble weed blows through the room, stopping to admire Lucy, before rolling on again) you don’t get out much, do you?
…erm, no… (ed. Nice one, joke boy!)
Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?
It’s quite nasty when a cough gets on your chest, but as I laugh quite a lot then a bad laugh has to be worse.
Are you a cat or a dog person?
Dog! I have the nicest dog anyone could wish for.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
I don’t like those kinds of questions. Don’t test me on that, please. It kind of trivialises the struggle of people with these problems.
Define yourself in 3 words...
Good. In. bed. Hahahaha, you said!... (interviewer half smiles at her) you said three words!
Do you eat cold cereal at night?
(looking a little unsettled) yessss?
What is your favorite TV show?
I don’t watch too much TV to be honest, although I think I could do well on a talent show. What does Simon Cowell know anyway?
Kill the spider or let it out?
I won’t go near it! Let Oswald deal with it. I always check the shower after that film where it drops down that girl’s cleavage…euughh! That big bully Oswald caught a wolf spider one day and kept pretending to throw it at my top!
Do you shower every single day?
Oh yeah! I love taking showers, for whatever reason. Guys love it when they find you in the shower, singing softly. If you guys ever find me in the shower, don’t hesitate to join me, unless you’re really disgusting.
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
I’ve always been taught it’s better to offer them food than money, as many are on drugs or drink. It’s pretty harsh, haha, sorry!
What is your favorite Pj Fabric
Well I just wear my top and knickers, or nothing if it’s warm enough.
Where do you want to travel next?
Pleasure Island. I can’t wait!
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
Quite honestly, I have no idea. Probably run in the other direction as fast as I could! Hahaha, who sent that in?
…some tosser…
What is your favourite food?
Sushi – seafood – Italian or French cuisine. Nothing too heavy though, so I guess that rules out French!
What is your favourite place?
I don’t really know. I love it here, as I can do whatever I want and there are so many ways to keep entertained. I love visiting Ozzy as his house is very homely. He’s really put an effort in since I started coming over at weekends. The places we’ve been sent to for the films… well they’re pretty special. What you never see is the amazing technology keeping everything at the right temperature and humidity. They’re really incredible buildings to keep everything so close but safe from each other… I can’t give you a favourite. And I forgot Prickly Hills.
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
To not have to work out as much, and eat what the hell I like to keep myself like this (interviewer looks her over. To quote Darth Vader, ‘Impressive. Most Impressive’ – Ed:I give up).
Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
I’ll leave Gatorade to the American football players. Just water for me, although i wouldn't mind serving Gatorade to the football players!
Favorite body part?
Of mine? I like my deep blue eyes. Even if a guy isn’t into boobs or legs, he usually comments on my eyes, as do a lot of girls. Oswald calls them ‘Cerulean galaxies’. Nobody has ever said something that wonderful about them since. A few have tried, even Dominic. Not even close!
With a man, I go for tall men with big arms. show me your guns.
Err.. excuse me?
(leans over and gives the interviewers right bicep a squeeze) yeah, yours are pretty average.
Um… I don’t take steroids.
No, they’re nice.
Ahem…Flip flops or sandals?
I shuffle around in slippers at home, although if I’m out I’ll wear little strappy sandals.
What do you do on Fridays?
Sometimes I’ll be out with the girls, just to look at men. Sometimes I’ll go round Ozzy’s house. He’s not too keen on me going clubbing, as he says there are always 5 men to every woman. What’s wrong with that?
Do you like bananas?
Perhaps? I hope we’re not attracting any 12 year olds to the fan club…
…Why is that?
It just seems a very immature question.
How tall are you?
Last time I checked, I was about 5’10 ½’’ which is a lot taller than average, but still shorter than Babs. We have the same father and he was about 6’4’’ at least. I like guys to be taller than me. I think Oswald is 6’2’’, just taller than Babs.
I reckon Doris is the tallest girl I’ve ever seen. She’s at least 6’4’’! that is scary!
What are your measurements?
Thirty six double F, Twenty four, Thirty four.
…Cheers Lucy (holds out hand)…
A pleasure (leans in, pushing her bountiful bosom forth and pecks interviewer on the cheek, before retiring. Interviewer holds cheek, aghast).
CRIKEY!
