Red means... go?

[goddess_nemesis]

One day a Blonde is driving down the road and sees a hitchhiker and offers him a lift and he agrees. While driving along the Blonde sees that the light is about to turn red and hits the accelerator and speed's past the red light.

Scared by this the hitchhiker asks the Blonde why she didn't stop for the red light. The Blonde said "You see my older brother he never stop's for these red light's and he's never had an accident."

And as soon as the Blonde finished what she was saying she stormed past another red light. While driving on the Blonde comes to another intersection and as soon as the light turned green she slammed on the brakes.

"What are you doing?" said the hitchhiker "the light was green, why did you stop?"

"Because" answered the Blonde "my brother might be coming down the road, and he doesn't stop for red lights."

 

[Illtcklu]

So what kinda signs are you sending us there TN?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

So what kinda signs are you sending us there TN?

Does it matter? You're only gonna ignore them anyway. 😛

 

[Illtcklu]

Does it matter? You're only gonna ignore them anyway. 😛

Did you say somthing? 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Did you say somthing? 😛

How many times do I have to tell you? My eyes are on my face!!! 😛

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Why are there so many blonde jokes in here? 😀

 

[isabeau]

LOL 😛
Why are there so many blonde jokes in here? 😀

because Mils my good friend...everyone knows blondes have more fun..and everyone wishes to be a blond i mean blonnd, i mean bllondd, i mean o never mind everyone wishes to be us...let me think on this, hmm wait a second, i don't have to think...I'M A B-L-O-N-D-E!!!!!!! hehehehehe

 

[goddess_nemesis]

because Mils my good friend...everyone knows blondes have more fun..and everyone wishes to be a blond i mean blonnd, i mean bllondd, i mean o never mind everyone wishes to be us...let me think on this, hmm wait a second, i don't have to think...I'M A B-L-O-N-D-E!!!!!!! hehehehehe

"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B-L-O, uh, never mind,
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!"

 

[venray]

How many times do I have to tell you? My eyes are on my face!!! 😛

Well there were certainly no eyes on the cake you sent me....

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Well there were certainly no eyes on the cake you sent me....

😛 Even if there had been, you wouldn't have noticed them.

 

[Illtcklu]

How many times do I have to tell you? My eyes are on my face!!! 😛

Of course. And you have a lovely ONE.



This bill is passed..... the eyes have it!