Red Neck Palm Pilot

[luv2bt&tickled]

 

[TicklingDuo]

Cute. But, wouldn't it be more accurate if it was cut into his hand with a pen knife?

Ann

 

[bticklishfeet]

That was so funny! Jeff Foxworthy does great Red Neck stuff!
🙂

 

[milagros317]

Very amusing! 😀 You're on a roll today, Tracy.

 

[TicklingDuo]

And, so he doesn't have to dirty his notes after the call of nature.... http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/we-see/we-see10.htm

Ann

 

[sole seeker]

Another Redneck Joke

Good one Tracy... how's this?


Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police, and an Inspector comes over to view the bodies.

"First body: Jaques, a Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Angus, a Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob, typical American redneck, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

 

[mabus]

KEEEEEYAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

From the resident cajun here, yep, that's about right!

Hell, I actually got last place at the International Cajun Joke Telling Contest. Yes, I did, I'm not fibbing. I competed a few years ago, and had to perform on stage first, and received last place. I had all one liners, which was a lot of material to do, and the other guys and ladies there had stories, which are mainly what cajun humor is. I only told two stories, which they liked. Nicest people in the world, though. They mis-placed my seating ticklet, so they let me sit at the Master of Ceremonies table. That was really cool. Cajuns are like Hobbits, we like to eat, party, and have fun. Every parish has at elast one festival each year. There is the SugarCane Festival, the Smoked Meat festival, the Rice Festival, the Shrimp festival, the Crawfish festival, Mardi Gras, (the main one coming up), Germanfest, the Frog festival, the Gumbo cook-off, and a whole lot more.

 

[amk714]

Interesting pic there, Tracy. Apparently Palm Pilots have been around for a long time! I hope this doesn't mean that those of us who write on our palms are rednecks. 😀

 

[Venus51099]

Tracy I love it! Will you send me this picture!!! Thanks, Tracy🙂 😎

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Tracy I love it! Will you send me this picture!!! Thanks, Tracy🙂 😎

Thank you Rose, I will e-mail you the picture, glad that you liked it.🙂

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Re: Another Redneck Joke

Good one Tracy... how's this?


Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police, and an Inspector comes over to view the bodies.

"First body: Jaques, a Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Angus, a Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob, typical American redneck, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

SoleSeeker, that was funny! 😛 Thanks for posting it!

 

[peaches77]

KEEEEEYAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

From the resident cajun here, yep, that's about right!

Hell, I actually got last place at the International Cajun Joke Telling Contest. Yes, I did, I'm not fibbing. I competed a few years ago, and had to perform on stage first, and received last place. I had all one liners, which was a lot of material to do, and the other guys and ladies there had stories, which are mainly what cajun humor is. I only told two stories, which they liked. Nicest people in the world, though. They mis-placed my seating ticklet, so they let me sit at the Master of Ceremonies table. That was really cool. Cajuns are like Hobbits, we like to eat, party, and have fun. Every parish has at elast one festival each year. There is the SugarCane Festival, the Smoked Meat festival, the Rice Festival, the Shrimp festival, the Crawfish festival, Mardi Gras, (the main one coming up), Germanfest, the Frog festival, the Gumbo cook-off, and a whole lot more.

For Tracy, the redneck palm pilot was funny!🙂
SoleSeeker, loved the joke! Thanks🙂

 

[Stephen]

another redneck joke

A redneck goes to drug story and asks for a pack of condoms. The druggist says "Jim Bob, you ain't never used rubbers before." Jim Bob says "they ain't fer me, theys fer my daughter, Wanda Jean." The druggist says "Wanda Jean? She's jes 13 years old? Is she sexually active?" Jim Bob answers "Naw, she jes lays dar lahk her maw."

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Redneck humor, gotta love it! LOL😀