RedNeck Sexual IQ Test

[venray]

A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

Vagina is a medical term used to
describe a Heart Attack.
True or False



A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False



Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False



Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
True or False

A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False



An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False



A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

 

[JoBelle]

oh Ven. Ven, Ven, Ven....

I almost wet my pants laughing just now!!!!!!

Leave it to the Mississippi girl to think those are HILARIOUS!!!

Masturbate...giggle

Joby

 

[Deleted member 2452]

thanks!

i loved them.
😀

steve

 

[TicklingDuo]

ROFLMAO!!! Ray, where DO you find all this stuff?!

Ann

 

[venray]

ROFLMAO!!! Ray, where DO you find all this stuff?!

Ann

Here there and everywhere!

 

[Prime]

Answers...

i need the answers..you can't give a test without the answers at the bottom how will i know if i was right. 😀 😛

 

[venray]

oh Ven. Ven, Ven, Ven....

I almost wet my pants laughing just now!!!!!!

Leave it to the Mississippi girl to think those are HILARIOUS!!!

Masturbate...giggle

Joby

Steve..Glad you enjoyed them...


....And Here ya go Joby! This might help..

 

[venray]

Answers...

i need the answers..you can't give a test without the answers at the bottom how will i know if i was right. 😀 😛

Believe me, my friend....YOU will know..LOL

 

[JoBelle]

LMAO Venray!

How do you do that?? I don't suppose I'm the only one that's surprised you manage to have a graphic for almost EVERY sentence!~!!!!! Too cool!

Jo

 

[Strelnikov]

Back at you, good buddy...

Ven-

This calls for revenge! See my "Southern Hospitality" thread.

Strelnikov