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redneck Vasectomy time

Limeoutsider

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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough.

So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife/cousin did not want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (big firework), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

So the couple drove across the state border into Georgia to get a second opinion.

The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama.

The doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count '1, 2, 3, 4, 5...' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
 
😀 You know you're a redneck when! LMAO 😀
 
That one's been recycled a few times. Back when I was a boy, the joke concerned a high ranking Wehrmacht officer investigating an Italian regiment in which all personnel were missing their testicles...and he found out that a certain Sergeant was giving instructions in grenade practice.
 
Not all Southerners are stupid....but many are. Then again, that goes for any region.😀 Anywho, t'was funny. 😀
 
jugner said:
That was not funny

Jugner, don't take the joke personally. I realize that it may appear insensitive to Southerners, but I've heard jokes about Mexicans, which I happen to be, and as long as the joke isn't aimed at me personally, I can find the humor in it.
 
featherfingers said:
Jugner, don't take the joke personally. I realize that it may appear insensitive to Southerners, but I've heard jokes about Mexicans, which I happen to be, and as long as the joke isn't aimed at me personally, I can find the humor in it.

And we won't even get on the subject of African-American jokes. I'm still reeliing from a joke I heard shortly after graduating high school about "N's" growing tails after 6pm! That's been a lot of years ago, and it still pisses me off!

Your feelings are well noted jugner, but try to make like a duck and let it roll off your back.🙂
 
Growing tails after six? Never heard that one...must have been from the same imbecile who claims that Jews grow horns.
 
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