Feathery
1st Level Orange Feather
- Joined
- Oct 14, 2001
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Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening
stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife
who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell
asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end
of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are
you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?" The
mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St
Peter".
Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so
much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've
got to send me back straight away". St Peter replied "Yes you can
be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as
a dog or a hen."
Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not
far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of
light later he was covered in feathers and clucking
around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he
thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're
the new hen, how are
you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not
so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like
I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating" explained the rooster,
"don't tell me you've never laid an egg before". >>
"Never" replies Brian. "Well just relax and let it happen" And so
he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out
from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him
and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood
for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of
happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a
hen was the best thing that ever happened to
him... ever!!! The joy
kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg. He felt
an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bastard,
you're shitting the bed" !!!
stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife
who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell
asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end
of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are
you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?" The
mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St
Peter".
Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so
much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've
got to send me back straight away". St Peter replied "Yes you can
be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as
a dog or a hen."
Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not
far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of
light later he was covered in feathers and clucking
around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he
thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're
the new hen, how are
you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not
so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like
I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating" explained the rooster,
"don't tell me you've never laid an egg before". >>
"Never" replies Brian. "Well just relax and let it happen" And so
he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out
from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him
and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood
for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of
happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a
hen was the best thing that ever happened to
him... ever!!! The joy
kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg. He felt
an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bastard,
you're shitting the bed" !!!
ROFLMFAO! 
