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The federal government is trying to decide whether The FBI, the CIA, or the Los Angeles Police Department is the most effective at apprehending criminals. The issue is to be decided with a test - a rabbit is put in a forest and each organization has to find it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

 

[Limeoutsider]

I thought it was going to be something about south park! LOL! Cute joke! I fit the FBI one!

 

[phfttklr]

😀 good one!

 

[shark]

You forgot about the ATF,who laid seige to the forest until they found out it was a killer rabbit, ala Monty Python,retreated,and called in the FBI.

 

[sole seeker]

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

LMAO!

 

[Dave2112]

Good thing that INS wasn't involved. They'd give the rabbit 50 questions to memorize and then let him dissappear into the forest without a trace. This is assuming the rabbit got past Customs, which would x-ray his fur, check out the 78 signatures on his broker papers and detain him for 5 hours over a suspicious missing tooth. Meanwhile, a pack of 9 alligators slithers into the forest unchecked...