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Retirement: For a child's POV

bellystrokes

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After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used
to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to
Florida . Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to
look like grass.

They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't
know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked
center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, and
do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.

There is a swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with
hats on.

At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in
it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out.
They go cruising in their golf carts!

Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing
every night --- early birds.

Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The
ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked centre for pot luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment
and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.

When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then
I will let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.
 
I'm the poster boy for getting an early start on retardment!
 
LMAO 😛
Very funny take on retirement communities. 😀
 
hmmm.......I wonder if that grandpa ever stole a Christmas tree??? :ermm:
 
I once stole a Christmas tree....

unclebill said:
hmmm.......I wonder if that grandpa ever stole a Christmas tree??? :ermm:
complete with decorations.
I snuck it out of the 9th Police Precienct station house when the cops there were all drunk or stoned on Christmas eve and set it up in the living room of the *****house I was living and working in at the time.
The ladies who worked there were so happy to see it when they came in for the party (NOT open to customers) on Christmas day!
 
Oy!!! This forum (and by that, I mean this specific forum) could double as a detention center, with the thieves and trouble makers here.
 
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