To all Americans...............
.......please accept my deepest apologies for having infected your great and wonderfull country with our dreadfull trash T.V. shows. Long gone are the days when we were able to look down our noses at U.S. T.V. programmes. At one time our TV was the best in the world, informative, impartial, innovative, progressive, high quality. At one time it had the influence to be able to make all Brits better informed, better educated, more willing to listen to someone who has something worth saying.
But now, what has happened? our TV is now the same corrosive, contageous, poisonous influence that Macdonalds and Burger king is in the UK. Many of your new rubbish TV shows are Brit inventions, and I am very sorry about that.
I will do what I can to stop it.