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he Prince of Wales and his Consort Camilla Parker had a royal wedding.
When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to
their room, right next door to the Queen of England and Prince Phillip's room.
As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on the
bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off me. My feet are killing me."
The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigor, but it
was stuck fast.
"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!".
"Come on! Give it all you've got!"
There was a big groan from the Prince as the shoe came off, and Camilla
exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"
In the bedroom next door, the British Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,
'See, I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."
Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.
"Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the British
throne.
At which Prince Phillip turned to Queen Elizabeth and said,
"That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to
their room, right next door to the Queen of England and Prince Phillip's room.
As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on the
bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off me. My feet are killing me."
The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigor, but it
was stuck fast.
"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!".
"Come on! Give it all you've got!"
There was a big groan from the Prince as the shoe came off, and Camilla
exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"
In the bedroom next door, the British Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,
'See, I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."
Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.
"Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the British
throne.
At which Prince Phillip turned to Queen Elizabeth and said,
"That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
