Rugby Fan cuts off his testicles

[drew70]

LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.
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Without being candid, I'd say that is one bet on which I would have "Welshed"!

 

[WorkInProgress]

I've heard of wanting to be a man of one's word, but this is ridiculous!

His mother must be climbing the walls.

 

[milagros317]

OMG, that is truly disgusting. 😱
He must have been quite drunk.

 

[venray]

Man am I glad I didnt bet on the superbowl.....😛

 

[featherfingers]

Imagine that, cutting off his bloody testicles. I bet he needed a good stiff drink after that. Talk about going 'nuts'. I've always heard that Rugby fans were far more rowdier than American football fans. I guess that article proves it.

 

[venray]

At least his friends won't call him a "wanker" for a while.....🙄

 

[TKpervert]

Wow, he really showed those guys !!!

What a man !!

er...

probably a good thing he's out of the gene pool.

 

[WorkInProgress]

It seems he's a schizophrenic.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/t...eadline=fan-offered-new-tackle-name_page.html

 

[featherfingers]

At least his friends won't call him a "wanker" for a while.....🙄

He's gotta have balls to be able to do what he did.

 

[steph]

I have a patient that's been in 3 times for attempting this...
XOXO

 

[featherfingers]

I have a patient that's been in 3 times for attempting this...
XOXO

Hey, Steph... I realize that this is a serious issue. For someone to cut at himself as a result of some sporting event outcome is very sad. Sometimes I use humor as a way to deal with the shock of it all. I hope your patient has received enough medical care to lead a productive life. I in no way meant any disrespect to that person in the article. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, you know?

 

[TKpervert]

I have a patient that's been in 3 times for attempting this...
XOXO

Attempting ? It's obvious that this patient isn't serious about accomplishing the deed, it ain't that difficult.

Like I'm telling you something you don't already know, right ??

 

[JoBelle]

Ahhh,


This actually explains a lot of men I've met in my life.

J.😉

 

[drew70]

It said he walked back into the bar to show his buddies what he'd done. I can imagine the beer that was spit out on the bar and floor as this guy's braggin, "That's roit! Cut me bloody bawls off, just like Oi said I wut!"

I guess on the bright side, he's a shoe-in for Freddy Mercury's replacement.

 

[PrincessAshley]

wow lol.. no comment haha

 

[Knox The Hatter]

After he did this, he, instead of collapsing, walked back to the bar to show his friends. Incredible. Living proof that it's hard to find more valorous allies than the Brits when fighting a war.

 

[the_Baron]

well, i always thought he was crazy. now i can see he's NUTS.

 

[red indian]

It just goes to show.......

.....the danger of taking part in sports without body armour, even if you are just watching.

To be fair to the guy, he was totally miss quoted, what he said was "I know the super bowl is a feeble immitation of a great sporting event, and that its totally swamped by all manner of corporate advertising, and it takes the best part of a day to play a game that lasts an hour, but, if this years limp offering is even worse than anything in the past I will cut my balls off"


Interviewed in hospital after the event, he said, " well look at it like this, last year we got a fleeting glimps of a nipple, this year we had to look at a complete tit for the entire half hour"

 

[steph]

LOL~he's a pretty bizarre case, been studying him for YEARS... Apparently he suffers from some kind of condition which causes his testicles to become inflamed and swell. He "cuts" to try and relieve the pressure, once he had someone else do it for him. His med rec is quite entertaining. They keep sending him for psych consults and he's like, "why does everyone think I neeed a psychiatrist, I'm not NUTS!" (pun intended) 😉 So far they never find anything medically wrong him but I gotta disagree, there's definitely issues here...
XOXO

Attempting ? It's obvious that this patient isn't serious about accomplishing the deed, it ain't that difficult.

Like I'm telling you something you don't already know, right ??

 

[Leo tickles]

Well. When my councelor says that I need more medication I'll direct him to this page.

 

[ticklkitten]

Wow, I was going to respond to this with some gruesome story from my mountain biking racing days.... but I was assuming at first it was an accident. Nevermind... I'm stepping back.

 

[TKpervert]

I'm two steps behind you Kitten. I've no clue about what's happening in this thread.

Where you been, buggs ???

 

[Mitchell]

This is the most moronic thing I've ever heard of in my life. Sad, but moronic, nonetheless. I dont know if this guy has any hair, but if so, why not just shave his head like some people do. He did to himself the one thing that many men fear the most. This guy truly doesnt sound like someone whose elevator stops at the top floor.

Mitch

 

[P50]

Oh Bollocks !

 

[some1somewhere]

OUCH!

Well, I guess since he most likely can no longer have children, he should be honoured with the Darwin award.