Sad but true the honeymoon's over......:(

[luv2bt&tickled]

 The Honeymoon's Over...
Wife: Oh, come on.
Husband: Leave me alone!
Wife: It won't take long.
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I can't sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I'm Hot.
Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.
Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore.
Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife: (Sob-Sob)
Husband: Alright, I'll do it.
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can't find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Husband: There! Are you satisfied?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Is it up far enough?
Wife: Oh, oh, yes, that's fine.
Husband: From now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.

 

[AffectionateDan]

NEXT time...

...He clearly just needs to tickle her until she falls outta bed, and then he can say, "Well, since you're already up..." 😛

 

[amk714]

Husband: From now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.

Great punchline! That was the furthest thing from my mind as I read this joke. Thanks, Tracy! Nice one. 😀

 

[Daumantas]

I didn't for a second think they were talking about sex. I guess that's what seven years of marriage does to you...

 

[milagros317]

Well done, luv2bt&tickled, you fooled me again (that is, I didn't guess the ending)!😀